Matt Taibbi --- Political Hack

I’m going to nut punch the next person who tries to tell me that Matt Taibbi is an unbiased, objective journalist. If the man was any further up Obama’s ass, he’d be coming out of his ears.

For those not keeping up with Rolling Stone magazine anymore (and there really aren’t that many left), Matt Taibbi is their “political reporter”.

Not only has Matt had a boner for Obama the entire election cycle, horribly coloring his “reporting”, but the man simply writes some of the dumbest shit outside of the Huffington Post.

Like this totally unbiased and objective piece from Rolling Stone Issue 1065, where Matty details his campaign memories. After writing about Hillary’s rage and McCain’s rage, he writes the following under the headline “Obama’s Calm”:

At Hofstra University, in the final debate, McCain rails on about Ayers and accuses Obama of voting to deny treatment to fetuses “born alive.” In Obama’s place, I would have lunged at McCain’s throat.

A few things, Matty, starting with the fact that had you actually had the balls to “lunge at McCain’s throat” (for the record, I don’t believe you have the balls. You know it, I know it.) McCain — despite being mroe than twice your age and severely disabled — would have killed you with his bare hands while you cried little gasping girl screams. You’re not now, nor will you ever be man enough to take on the a real man like John McCain.

You’d have only slightly better luck going after Hillary, who would kick your pasty ass, too. If you weren’t so gay for Obama, I’d say that you’d probably have your best chance of kicking his ass of any of the three.

And  couple of other things about that impressively idiotic two sentences:

1. Ayers was a legitimate campaign issue. Had you been a real journalist, you would have dug deeper instead of wanting to “lunge” after  an elderly Senator who himself didn’t push the issue hard enough.
2. Obama did vote to deny treatment to fetuses born alive. This is not in dispute nor debatable. Why do you have your panties in such a wad over it?

I just put Matt Taibbi second on my list of so-called “journalists” who I’d like to mule kick in the teeth (Keith Olbermann will forever be at the top of that list. This also moves Helen Thomas down to number three.)