Michelle Fresno: At least she didn't try to cut the kid's arm off with a machete

Michelle Fresno: At least she didn't try to cut his arm off...

Michelle Fresno , a 26-year-old karate instructor in Florida, was arrested this week after she admitted to police that she had sex with a 15-year-old boy who was a student at the dojo where she worked.

Which is distrubing enough on it’s own.

But buried at the end of a long account of their affair is this detail that I find more horrifying than a teenage boy having sex with an older woman:

The relationship came to light Dec. 1, when the boy sought a school guidance counselor and ended up telling the school resource officer that his mother hit him in the arm with the broad side of a machete while they argued about his relationship with Fresno. Another officer contacted the boy’s mother, who pressed charges.

His mother smacked him with a machete? Are you freak’n kidding me?

Hopefully some charges are pending for mom, too. How awesome would it have been if mom would have cut her son’s arm off? Now that would teach him to have sex with older women, wouldn’t it?

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  10 Responses to “Teacher Has Sex with Kid, His Mom Tries to Cut His Arm Off?”

  1. > the broad side of a machete

    That is, the FLAT side. No edge.

    Still shouldn’t do it. Miss by a little bit and you can do a lot of damage.

  2. What.. no picture of the crazy hot karate teacher?!

    hmph.

  3. Uhh…based on the instructors photo, Mom might have been better off aiming a little higher, with the edge.
    /just sayin’

  4. wait a second. this kid was taking all these karate lessons and he couldn’t even fend off his own mother with a machete. Give me a break. What was he doing at that dojo? oh yeah.

  5. I wish I’d had sex with a 26 year old woman when I was 15, just not that one.

  6. I have to second Amos’ comment.

  7. Mom tossed in jail and paper bag time. The kid needs glasses.

  8. Sorry guys. Bad operator

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