The begging for federal bailout funds has become absolutely ridiculous.
Once it became obvious that our government was indiscriminately handing out “bailout” funds to the tune of hundreds-upon-hundreds-upon-hundreds of billions of dollars — well, it’s kinda like winning the Powerball lottery…get ready for all of your crazy long-lost relatives to start showing up out of the woodwork.
And I’m not even talking about the porn industry, which is claiming hard times in a limp economy (yeah, I know…)
I’m referring to town and cities around America — large and small — whose local (and often corrupt and/or inept) local governments are begging for more tax dollars from people that don’t even live in their communities.
Towns like Edwardsville, Ala., with a population of 194 people. Which wants $375 million worth of federal “bailout” funds. Or $1.93 million per resident.
And why do they “need” the money? So they can build a “green museum” in order to attract more (some?) tourist to their tiny rat-hole of town.
The Gov’s bailout of banks and automakers is making EVERYBODY think they deserve a handout too.
Fucking ridiculous. Which means I wouldn’t be surprised if Edwardsville gets their money.





I propose the unincorporated census-designated place of Jollyville, TX be granted half-a-billion dollars for, well, just send us the money and we’ll think up something. TRUST US!
Left by John on January 10th, 2009 at 7:13 pm