So, we’re on the second full of the new Hope and Change Govn’t of President Obama, and Obama has been quite the busy little boy.
Day 1: Make America Less Safe from Terrorists
On his first day in office, Obama made America less safe (while simultaneously making our terrorists enemies laugh out loud in joy) by signing an executive order to close the prison at Gitmo.
Rumor has it that as soon as the terrorists currently being held (being held away from killing more innocent American citizens) heard the news they erupted in cheers of “allahu akbar” and “derka, derka, derka, jihad”.
However, a few hours later when they learned that Rep. John “King of Pork and slandering Marines” Murtha had invited them to come live in Pennsylvania — the terrorists all huddled together for a few moments, held a quick show-of-hands vote and announced that they’d rather stay in Cuba than live in Pennsylvania.
Can’t quite say I blame them.
Day 1 (cont.): Rid White House of Lobbyist
After his post-lunch game of pick-up basketball against members of the Democratic Black Caucus, Obama signed an Executive Order that would set strict new limits on lobbyists operating in his White House.
Which is awesome. Lobbyist shouldn’t have a place in the White House.
Day 2: Break Own Ban on Lobbyist
Well that didn’t take long, did it. Day 1, create executive order banning lobbyist in your administration. Day 2, break executive order by appointing a lobbyist to your administration.
I don’t know why anybody would be shocked or surprised by this immediate flip-flop from the King of the Flippin’ and a floppin’.
In this case it’s William J. Lynn III, who Obama has tagged to be his Deputy Defense Secretary. Except the guy was a big-time a lobbyist for Raytheon Co., one of the nation’s largest defense contractors.
What good are these empty promise executive orders if even Obama can’t remember them a day after he signs them?
Pathetic. Predictable, but pathetic nonetheless.
Day 3: ??
I’m afraid to even check the news tomorrow. Though Obama’s schedule probably has something like this on it:
Take an even larger chunck of Robbie’s pay check to give to people who did nothing — aboslutely NOTHING — to deserve or earn it.




lets not forget about the treasury secretary…who failed to pay taxes. His defense was something along the lines of “it was not intentional”.
tell that to Willie Nelson…
One day in and your slagging this guy down.
Unbelievable!
The closure of ‘Gitmo’ is the single most FANTASTIC step your country has taken in the past 6 years. And he did it within a day!
Not sure what you guys consider to be a democracy (that you’re trying to spread around the world by the way), but do the democracy thing with a point of saying ‘innocent till proven guilty’.
You rednecks have enjoyed locking these people up with the ‘HOPE’ that they may be guilty. You see the colour of their skin and they’re ready to hang.
Get educated by this special guy you have powering you now.
Stop being children and stop throwing your diapers out the cot.
Grow up and enjoy the revolution Mr Obama has to offer you.
You freaks you!
Oh, and I thought I’d hang around for a bit to witness this negativity that would obviously happen once my man got elected.
I told you six months ago this would happen and you rednecks all joined forces to throw the insults then.
You’re children. I have to deal with a lot more in my working life than deal with you wannabees. Funny though.
So I wonder what is on his agenda for tomorrow.
Lunch with a despot or two?
Kill some unborn babies, perhaps?
Or maybe he should go looking for his birth certificate, just in case.
Must be terrible to be living within a country ruled by your nemesis?
Buy a ticket, get on board and enjoy the ride…. you stubborn redneck you!
Someday, Jonny’s Mooooslim masters will take him, beat him, and behead him.
Any intelligent Anglo has left the UK, meaning dipshits like Jonny Fatass Liar are left.
It is a shame to see a once proud nation in such shambles. The Pound Sterling has lost 30% of it value against the dollar in twelve weeks, and it’s a grim realization Her Majesty’s government may go bankrupt in a few short years.
God forbid this nation would ever go down this path. Obama is a one-termer. We’ll take back the House and Senate in ‘10 come Hell or high water.
The first sign of defense is attack Sam.
It must be killing you to have Obama as president.
You’re a sad sack of shit. A sack of shit I’d like to punch the fuck out of at that.
Attack is a first sign of defense? Fatass, you were the first one tossing grenades here.
Enjoy your double digit unemployment, dhimmi. We’ll make a killing shorting your piece of shit currency.
I invite you take a punch at me the next time I visit Britannia. You better call a coroner first. I hate to miss a flight because I have to wait for someone to cart away your departed whale ass.
Obama’s Victory.
Read it all.
The Obama presidency: Here comes socialism.
I agree.
He won’t trouble us for long, but our troubles will last long after he is gone.
Just like Jimmy Carter.
At least we ain’t the EU.
President Barack Hussein Obama.
Vice President Joseph Biden.
Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton.
Your worst nightmare.
Suck it up rednecks.
And I’ll take paper instead of plastic.
I’m a greenie.
Just like my cammies.
Henh…he said suck it up.
It would appear you have already have.
I wonder what this “marine” did to get kicked out – Section 8 or Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell…
Section 8?
You must watch old war movies to come up with that one.
And, for you civvies, the M in Marines is capitalized.
Rasmussen is reporting Obama has a 62% favorable rating IN TEXAS as of 01/22/09.
Guess you folks are part of the 19% in the poll who strongly disapprove of Obama.
About same percent who think the earth is 6000 years old.
And approve of Cheney.
Oh well, somebody fill her up with FINA high test, and check the oil.
And suck it up rednecks.
GWBWPE!
Fake marines don’t deserve a capital “m.”.
And a 62% approval rating on Day 3? Wow.
All glory is fleeting. Obama is already whining about having to answer substantive questions – particularly about hiring ex-lobbyists to White House positions.
Surely Britain is ready to take all our Gitmo prisoners. They’d mix in real well with the muslim population there. Won’t ya, Jonny? Pretty please.
Yeah. I saw that pres conference too. Got a bit agitated at a reporter for doing something they didn’t do during his campaign — ask him a real question about what he plans to do. You know…actual policy.
Obama. The Paper Tiger. Rawwwwwwwrrrrr….
Well, there will definitely be an upset in Congress in 2010, but don’t start claiming victory in the Presidential election of 2012 yet. Sixteen years ago we all predicted that Clinton was going to be a one-term President, and we were wrong.
Ironically, it was the “Republican Revolution” of 1994 that gave Bill Clinton his second term. By forcing him to restrain himself, the Republican Congress prevented Clinton from infuriating the American public as much as he otherwise would have. Most people tend to give the President too much credit/blame for the economy, and not to give Congress enough. In 1996 Bill Clinton was able to take credit for an economic upturn caused by a Republican Congress; in 2008 George W. Bush (and by extension, all Republicans) was blamed for an economic downturn caused by a Democratic Congress.
So after the Republicans take back Congress in 2010, and they begin to repair some of the damage that will happen between now and then, it will be our task to constantly remind people where the credit (and the blame) properly belong.
Colin, I agree with you on what happened in 94 and 96, but all to often we forget there was a wild card in 92 and 96 that gave Clintoon his two terms.
Ross Perot.
Clintoon got 49% of the popular vote in 92, and 46% in 96. Granted Bob Dole was as good a pick as McCain, but the Perot factor helped Clintoon both times, by depriving votes that would have gone mostly to the GOP.
librlmrin, figured that out all by yourself?
Ebb and flow. Somethings change, others don’t.
Democrats are always the problem, and people wake up.
But some things never change. Democrats lie – particularly Pat and his fake lesbian daughter.