Unnamed White House Reporter Succumbs to Obamania

I’ll bet this guy’s actual reporting on the White House and The Obamassiah was completely objective and unbiased, though:

A reporter apparently couldn’t resist the siren call of The One yesterday, so, like a star struck 15-year old at a Hannah Montana concert, he jumped the rope line separating the press from the president and ran up to him seeking Obama’s autograph.

Needless to say the Secret Service was not amused, interdicted the man’s Obammessiah signature seeking, and led him off to be investigated. The reporter was later seen gathering up his personal items in the White House press room and led from the premisses.

I mean, what could possibly go wrong with a biased media that has deified the President instead of holding him accountable…

Heh. What biased media, indeed!

Hopefully his name and news organization will be released soon, so we can pour through his reporting knobslobbing over his political man-crush.