Comments on: Obama’s Teleprompter Has No Answer to Somali Pirate Crisis http://urbangrounds.com/2009/04/obama-no-comment-on-pirates/ Sometimes the truth hurts Tue, 14 Feb 2012 23:23:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 By: librlmarine http://urbangrounds.com/2009/04/obama-no-comment-on-pirates/#comment-150524 librlmarine Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:12:12 +0000 http://urbangrounds.com/?p=5033#comment-150524 The Obama Sailors beat the Somali Pirates 3-0 in a game held off the coast of Somalia. Right Wing Redneck fans were disappointed by the outcome. They had hoped the Somali Pirates would embarrass the visitors, indeed were excited about the possibility of an Obama team loss. Even if it meant humiliation for the visiting team. Once again their hopes were dashed by another stunning, brilliantly managed and executed Obama team victory. For now Right Wing Redneck fans hopes of stopping the Obama team lie with the Islamic Terrorists or the North Korean Rockets. The mascot of the Right Wing Rednecks is a toothless, assault weapon totin' hillbilly wearing a Palin '08 gimme cap. The Obama Sailors beat the Somali Pirates 3-0 in a game held off the coast of Somalia.
Right Wing Redneck fans were disappointed by the outcome.
They had hoped the Somali Pirates would embarrass the visitors, indeed were excited about the possibility of an Obama team loss.
Even if it meant humiliation for the visiting team.
Once again their hopes were dashed by another stunning, brilliantly managed and executed Obama team victory.
For now Right Wing Redneck fans hopes of stopping the Obama team lie with the Islamic Terrorists or the North Korean Rockets.
The mascot of the Right Wing Rednecks is a toothless, assault weapon totin’ hillbilly wearing a Palin ’08 gimme cap.

]]> By: EatYourWords http://urbangrounds.com/2009/04/obama-no-comment-on-pirates/#comment-150500 EatYourWords Mon, 13 Apr 2009 02:43:47 +0000 http://urbangrounds.com/?p=5033#comment-150500 Well it looks like the Captain has been rescued, via an operation that (and I quote) "wasp ersonally approved by President Barack Obama". Perhaps some of you folks, and Ann Coulter alike need, need to calm down and be rational before producing statements that only end up making u look foolish. Well it looks like the Captain has been rescued, via an operation that (and I quote) “wasp ersonally approved by President Barack Obama”. Perhaps some of you folks, and Ann Coulter alike need, need to calm down and be rational before producing statements that only end up making u look foolish.

]]> By: dutchman http://urbangrounds.com/2009/04/obama-no-comment-on-pirates/#comment-150440 dutchman Fri, 10 Apr 2009 17:11:11 +0000 http://urbangrounds.com/?p=5033#comment-150440 Obama and the teleprompter is like Spongebob Squarepants season 3, club spongebob episode. Spongebob, patrick, and squidward are lost in the kelp forrest. patrick and spongebob ask the magic conch shell (like the kids toy 8-ball) to tell them what to do. Obama's teleprompter is his magic conch. Obama and the teleprompter is like Spongebob Squarepants season 3, club spongebob episode. Spongebob, patrick, and squidward are lost in the kelp forrest. patrick and spongebob ask the magic conch shell (like the kids toy 8-ball) to tell them what to do. Obama’s teleprompter is his magic conch.

]]> By: No2Liberals http://urbangrounds.com/2009/04/obama-no-comment-on-pirates/#comment-150437 No2Liberals Fri, 10 Apr 2009 16:12:40 +0000 http://urbangrounds.com/?p=5033#comment-150437 From TOTUS: <a href="http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/" rel="nofollow">Good Friday, Indeed!</a> <blockquote>It isn't just Big Guy and Lady M who are anxious about which pew they will place their fannies. Most of us at the White House need to know too. After all, we can't worship him, if we don't where he's worshiping Him, if you get my drift. </blockquote> :mrgreen: From TOTUS: Good Friday, Indeed!

It isn’t just Big Guy and Lady M who are anxious about which pew they will place their fannies. Most of us at the White House need to know too. After all, we can’t worship him, if we don’t where he’s worshiping Him, if you get my drift.

:mrgreen:

]]> By: No2Liberals http://urbangrounds.com/2009/04/obama-no-comment-on-pirates/#comment-150420 No2Liberals Fri, 10 Apr 2009 05:48:50 +0000 http://urbangrounds.com/?p=5033#comment-150420 Ah yes, TOTUS. Here is one of his current dispatches. <a href="http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/2009/04/in-which-i-save-life.html" rel="nofollow">IN WHICH I SAVE A LIFE.</a> <blockquote>I told Gibbsy that I would take Bill under my screen, as it were, so now I have new Teleprompter operator. From now on, you can blame him for Big Guy's speechifying errors and leave me alone. </blockquote> Ah yes, TOTUS.
Here is one of his current dispatches.
IN WHICH I SAVE A LIFE.

I told Gibbsy that I would take Bill under my screen, as it were, so now I have new Teleprompter operator. From now on, you can blame him for Big Guy’s speechifying errors and leave me alone.

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