Stupid little gang bangers…if you’re going out for an afternoon of random freeway shootings…try not to pick a Bubba in a pickup truck with a gun rack in the back of it.

Apr 092009
 

One can never make too much fun of Barney Frank.

 

God forbid something tragic happens while he’s picking his March Madness Brackets on ESPN…

 

State employee unions picket for raises while taxpayers deal with down economy. Unemployed may be interested in their jobs.

 

Who you going to believe — Barack Obama or your lying eyes?

 

Castro asked the Democrat delegation, “How can we help? How can we help President Obama?” — by which he meant, “How can we help President Obama to destroy capitalism and implement socialism even faster.

 

@HullCove That’s what I love about CrossFit — finishing WoDs that looked impossible on the whiteboard. in reply to HullCove # @enaylor Have you gotten any responses to the Kutner question on House? We thought, “Surely there must be something more to it…” in reply to enaylor # Our MS 150 cycling team has raised [...]

Apr 072009
 

Coldest day in April. Ever. Uh, huh…I’m sure the enviro-nutjobs will tell you that is actually further proof of their man-made global warming hysteria.

 

@BPMS150 There were a lot of radios on bikes last year-small speakers mounted to an Ipod typically. Don’t think these hinder rider’s hearing in reply to BPMS150 # @MikeBoudreaux I gotta have music while I ride, & in such a big ride headphones are out. My speakers don’t prevent me from hearing others. in reply [...]

 

If the British press is able to be so honest about Obama’s decidedly pathetic oratory skills (especially without his teleprompter), why can’t the US press notice the same thing that is painfully obvious to everybody else?

 

I asked 10 different co-workers today, what’s the most common language spoken in Austria? All ten of them said German. If the guy in the mail room knows this, why doesn’t our President?

Apr 062009
 

Back in February of last year, Texans were allowed to vote on the design of our next general vehicle license plate — the license plate that will be on the front and back of nearly every car and truck driving Texas roads (click the link to see my submitted design).

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