You know who they should get to judge this beauty pageant in Saudi Arabia? Perez Hilton — he’d be a smashing success, and he could show how brave he is in promoting his preferred and aberrant lifestyle in a less-than-friendly atmosphere:
RIYADH, Saudi Arabia – Sukaina al-Zayer is an unlikely beauty queen hopeful. She covers her face and body in black robes and an Islamic veil, so no one can tell what she looks like. She also admits she’s a little on the plump side.
But at Saudi Arabia’s only beauty pageant, the judges don’t care about a perfect figure or face. What they’re looking for in the quest for “Miss Beautiful Morals” is the contestant who shows the most devotion and respect for her parents.
“The idea of the pageant is to measure the contestants’ commitment to Islamic morals… It’s an alternative to the calls for decadence in the other beauty contests that only take into account a woman’s body and looks,” said pageant founder Khadra al-Mubarak.
“The winner won’t necessarily be pretty,” she added. “We care about the beauty of the soul and the morals.”
Can you imagine how well Hilton’s “What do you think of gay marriage?” question would go over in this crowd? If they didn’t drag the portly-prick out into the street and begin pelting him with rocks immediately, just wait until this brave celebrity d-lister started berating the contestants the way he did to Miss California Carrie Prejean — he’d be be-headed before the sun set.
Though I wouldn’t hold my breath waiting on Mr. Hilton to criticize a Muslim for being anti-gay. Because the fat bastard is, more than anything, a coward.
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Perez Hilton Has Convinced Me…that it’s just wrong to try to hold a moderate position on homosexual issues.