Perhaps I’ve just become too cynical, but I am neither shocked nor surprised (or even that outraged) about Gov. Mark Sanford’s affair with some Argentinian hoochie-mama.

Frankly, unless he used tax payer money to fund his trips to pad his “foreign affairs” experience, I really don’t care about this story.

I mean, if we can live with John Edwards cheating on his cancer-stricken wife AND having a love child with his illicit love puppet WHILE running for President — I mean, if we can live with a sitting President stuffing cigars up the hoo-ha of a young and pudgy Intern in the Oval Office…well, surely we can live with a Governor from some hick state having consensual sex with another adult in another country (whatever happened to “what happens in Argentina stays in Argentina?)

I’m just thankful his South American “friend” wasn’t named Oscar.

Hell, if Sanford had merely cheated on his taxes instead of his wife, he’d be a cabinet member in the Obama administration.

But what I do find deplorable is the unfunny jokes and open misogyny from a third-rate assclown like John Kerry, who used the opportunity to wish bad things upon Governor Sarah Palin:

“Too bad,’’ Kerry said, “if a governor had to go missing it couldn’t have been the governor of Alaska. You know, Sarah Palin.’’

Lurch, you sir, are an asshole. Not funny or witty. Just a mean old drunk.

But you know what would be funny? John Kerry, Barney Frank, and Nancy Pelosi riding in car. With a drunk Ted Kennedy (...is there any other kind?) behind the wheel. When Uncle Teddy suddenly loses control of the car as they approach a bridge…”splash”…

Now that would be funny…