Ezra Klein: The Smartest Kid on the Short Bus

Ezra Klein: Inebriated with his own verbosity

Ezra Klein, who still hasn’t accepted my Charity Boxing Match invitation, has his tail feathers ruffled because he doesn’t think a non-Ivey League educated, backwoods state Governor could possibly have written the damned good article posted under her name today at the Washington Post.

What an arrogant, misogynistic, elitist asshole.

Ezra writes:

It’s probably a bit kind to say that Sarah Palin “wrote” this. There are no words in all capital letters. There are no sports metaphors. There is nothing at all like “*((Gotta put First Things First))*.” The stylistic and grammatical tics on display in last week’s speech are totally absent. Sarah Palin signed her name to this. Or at least let someone else do so.

And yet this Obama-butt-boy thinks that B. Hussein Obama is the author of both Dreams of My Father and The Audacity of Hope, despite the obvious fact that two different people wrote these books. Oddly enough, one of the books, Dreams of My Father, is written with uncanny similarity to the substance and style of his good friend Williams Ayers, the unrepentant domestic terrorist.

Go ahead, Ezra. You and your group-think buddies at the Journolist keep trying to dismiss, defame, and discount Palin.

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  21 Responses to “Ezra Klein: Is He the Smartest Kid on the Short Bus?”

  1. “Try” to? Palin’s done, but not because of anything Ezra wrote. The best she can hope for is to take a commentary job for FNC that she’s no doubt been offered by now. At worst she’ll get slaughtered in the Republican Primary before you can say “Ron Paul”.

  2. Keep dreaming, Polack.

  3. Really? You guys are 0/1 in regards to how Palin’s message resonates with voters so far, wanna go double for nothing?

    Do some digging, and you’ll see the Republican Party is already cutting her loose. Nearly every elephant coming up for re-election has politely distanced themselves from her since she stepped down. Her political aspirations were in dire straits the minute McCain lost, and were all but destroyed when she resigned as governor. At this point, she’s poison, and the non-fringe right knows it.

    • Good, we may get some new conservatives in office that will have some cajones to stand up for the people and not their pocketbooks. A lot of voters will vote for the new kid on both sides of the isle to get rid of the old stale fat cats that have ruined this country. The old-timers must go and some fresh new faces must be seen and heard. The people will speak loudly in ’10.

    • John Jarzemsky, I am sure, vociferously joins in Ezra criticizing Palin for sports metaphors.

      John Jarzemsky’s first line: “You guys are 0/1 …”.

      John is clearly too much of an idiot to notice his hypocrisy. He must expect everyone to give him an “Equal Opportunity”, (oops, I mean Sotomayor) pass.

      I will not. I expect him to stop living off our tax payments (oops, “Income Maintenance”) & get a job even he can perform – maybe washing dishes.

    • “Do some digging, and you’ll see the Republican Party is already cutting her loose”

      Yes, you are 100% correct, but you fail when it comes to the reasons WHY this is happening. This is the same “Republicans” that have driven the party into the ground, and I am sure over time the Conservatives will take the party back. So I want you to please keep on thinking this crap, because on day your going to see the tire prints of the Palin Express on your ass.

  4. You don’t understand. According to people like John Jarzemsky, unless you are a graduate of a tony elite Beast Coast University, you just don’t have the qualifications to be POTUS.

    And in order to continue with the “dumb hicks in flyover country” image of everyday Americans, they must destroy Sarah Palin.

    Well, we know about the dumb hicks in major cities. They elected “The One” and now they are seeing the folly of that vote as his approval rating continues on its downward slide.

    Newsflash; when it comes to Obama, no matter how much they dig in the manure, they aren’t gonna find a pony.

  5. You would hope that a misguided boy with such a pretty mouth, would shave before his true love gets back from Russia.

  6. I graduated from the University of Texas at Austin. I also grew up in Dallas. Hell, I’ve lived in Texas for all but two years of my life so far. God, I’m such an elitist east coast ivy-league liberal asshole!

  7. The Big 12 is for pussies.

    • Hey now…unless of course you mean that the Big 12 totally kicks ass 10 ways to Wednesday. Except for aTm, of course.

      • The fact that John went there kind of puts a taint on the whole thing.

        (Thankful everyday Odipshit decided to attend Occidental and not a real Pac-10 school.)

      • Haha, glad we agree on a few things Robbie. Sam, you don’t know anything about me, so your ad hominem attacks aren’t really impressing anybody.

        Uh-oh, I’m dipping into my bag of liberal elite pretension and busting out some Latin! God I can’t believe how much I suck. Why don’t I just bend over and let Europe take over right now???

        Oh and as for the PAC10, I don’t know what school you attended, but I’ll respond the same way I do to every Trojan I meet out here:

        41-38.

        Just like the ’04 Yankees and the ’08 Pats, that’s a loss you never live down, no matter how many shiny rings you have.

      • Watch it Robbie….Texas A&M won three national championships this past season…just because we suck in football doesn’t mean we suck in all sports!

  8. Wow. One game. Most championships. Most Olympic medals. Most Nobel winners. Inventors of the Internet. First man on the moon.

    Up yours, Polack liberal. Talk about doubly stupid.

    • Since you obviously didn’t even attempt to read my entire post I’ll just reiterate the basic theme: quality, not quantity. I’ll take the sox coming back from a 3-0 defecit, breaking an undefeated season, and winning the most exciting game in NCAA history over more rings any day of the week. I guess not everyone understands the value of character.

      I’m amused that you think making true statements about my background is going to insult me…I’m also Mick and limey if you’re interested. However, I’m for gun rights, capital punishment, so I’m not sure I fit your understanding of what it means to be liberal.

  9. This Klein guy has confirmed the *ass clown* status he earned some time ago.

    Those who are so terrified of Super Sarah need to come to terms with their fears.

    Sarah Palin’s Declaration of Independence.

    Mrs. Palin, you are now free of the Republican Party. The Party needs you more than you need it. To say that the Republican Party, on its own, has a charismatic void is a vast understatement. You are now free to wage all out war on the status quo. More importantly you are free to fashion a Reagan-esque Conservative alliance on your terms.

    At the risk of being presumptuous, I would suggest the following lines of attack for your war against the Democrats and the Obama/ Pelosi / Frank/ Dodd Economy. Free market capitalism must be emphasized as our only true hope for recovery — not the crony capitalism of the Democrats.

    Be afraid, libtards, be very afraid.

  10. Ezra Klein is a member of the Juicebox Mafia.

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