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Dear Obama: Why Would You Lie About Where You Met Your Wife?

My wife and I met 12 years ago. I remember almost every detail of the night very clearly.

I was bartending my way through college, working at a South American restaurant (Los Andes, in Houston). On the weekends, after dinner was served, we had a Cuban band (Groupo Cache) that played live music.

By 10:00 p.m., we were a full-blown South American discothèque — Bachata, Merengue, Cha Cha, Cumbia, and Salsa were pounded out to the music.

I was one of the few “gringos” in the place. But my Spanish was good enough and I made a world class pitcher of Sangria and my own special twist on the popular pisco sour.

My future wife lived in the apartment complex behind Greenway Plaza near the restaurant. One night she came in with one of her girlfriends, who was dating the drummer from the band.

My wife is not a Latina dancer. So she spent most of the night sitting at my bar while her friend danced.

I didn’t know I’d just met my future wife, but we both knew something very special had just taken place.

When she came back to see me the following night, without her girlfriend, I asked her out.

The rest is history.

_______

I’ll bet that every single one of you out there can remember exactly where you met your spouse. And not just where — but the exact moment.

Well, everybody that is except for our President:

Except that Barack didn’t meet Michelle “in class” as he conveniently lied to these kids.

He met her at Bernadette Dorhn’s law firm (thanks for the tip, No2Liberals). You might remember her as the domestic terrorist that is married to domestic terrorist Bill Ayers, whom the Obamas claim to “barely know”.

Uh huh.

So, did B. Hussein Obama really forget where he met his wife when talking to these kids? Or did he just lie about it to bury the inconvenient truth of yet another association with his terrorist buddies?

I’m betting it’s the later.

Has Obama told the truth about anything? Ever?

Discussion

4 comments for “Dear Obama: Why Would You Lie About Where You Met Your Wife?”

  1. I heard he met her at a low-budget Comic Con. They needed someone to be Chewbacca, but couldn’t spring for the costume. Enter Michelle Angryblack (or whatever the fuck her last name was before she married President OBagofshit).

    Posted by Sam | July 9, 2009, 10:41 am
  2. Wow! How could he forget something like that? I remember everything about the night I met my other half. Rockne Catholic Church bazarre. Band playing “Amarillo By Morning”. Almost midnight.

    And that was many, many moons ago.

    Hell, the NYTimes reported he even got the age of his oldest daughter wrong as well as where he met his wife, as well as not being about to pronounce Medvedev’s name properly or knowing what Putin’s official title was. Of course, the Slimes excused the gaffes because the poor Obamassiah seemed “tired”.

    Take away the teleprompter, and he is still just another low class Chicago thug in a suit.

    Posted by retire05 | July 9, 2009, 5:45 pm
  3. He’s a pathological liar, but not as ’slick’ as the last donk president.
    He just gets better press.

    Posted by No2Liberals | July 10, 2009, 10:24 pm
  4. Difference is that Slick willie knew how to run things by having real-world experience. Our Idiot in charge has only real world experience in running for office and community organizing (neither creates wealth). Slick also knew to hire people that had real-world experience as opposed to those that “teach”. BHO, being a Columbia/Harvard educated elitist, does not know this. He thinks that if you are smart and talk a good speach, you have wisdom. NOT. Lets have a 2 trillion 2nd stimulus that goes to everything Democrat (plus a most generous stipend to ACORN of course).
    (Did the 1st stimulus go to any conservative government organizations?)

    Posted by talgus | July 11, 2009, 12:47 pm

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