How to Make Me Less Angry

Frank J. Fleming:

Despite the apparent menace, imprisonment of conservatives for their dangerous attitudes is not yet an option (we’ll be pushing that bill right before the midterm elections).

Fun read at Pajamas Media from Mr. Fleming — Making Conservatives Less Angry: Advice to liberals about how to calm down those dangerous, racist, angry, fire-breathing right-wingers

His <sarcastic> tips:

• Actively ignore them
• Call them racists
• Point out how much smarter Obama is than they are
• Use Sexual slurs
• Make sure no one in the media addresses their concerns
• Disparage their values

Of those, the one that really gets most under my skin is the use of sexual slurs — most notably the use of the term “teabagger” to refer to a participant in the Tea Party movement.

Libtards know what the term teabagger means — it means getting slapped in the face by a man’s nut sack. If you’re going to use the derogatory term the safety of the anonymous internet and amidst the safety of like-minded (small-minded) company, then have the balls to acknowledge the vulgar definition of the term.

As a proud patriot who has attended numerous Tea Parties, I take particular exception to the term “teabagger” to refer to me and others who have the temerity to stand up and question our government (I must have missed the memo that dissent was no longer patriotic).

I’ve got a standing challenge to any local Libtards who likes to use that term — do it to my face and I’ll pay you $100.

Call me a “teabagger” in person and to my face, and I’ll give you $100 cash. I also may or may not punch you repeatedly in the pie hole until you are unconscious.