Cynthia Yockey, the Newly Conservative Lesbian: “Who chooses Michelle Obama’s clothes and why do they hate her?”
Hah.
Except I’m pretty sure Michelle, ever the picture of class and always keeping in mind that she is the First Lady of the United States of America, picks out her own threads.
Like this:
It took less than 10 months for Michelle and her hubby to reduce the once proud and dignified office of the Presidency into a joke.
Many more not-so-flattering pics of Michelle at Hot Air.





For the first time in my life, I am embarrassed by our First Lady.
For the first time in your “adult” life.
MINE TOO!
It is embarrassing the way she dresses, there are certain standards one is expected to meet.
The worse I saw her was when she and her husband were to attend a memorial service at the Whitehouse to present to the parents of Sgt. Jared Monti, the Medal of Honor. She dressed and acted inappropriately.
She dressed fine, get over yourself !
Also, the $500 sneakers she wore to work at a soup kitchen was pretty tactless, too.
You didn’t pay for them so shut the fuck up. It ain’t your money.
For the first time in my adult life I have been embarrassed by the First Day because she lacks decorum and fashion sense suitable for the FLOTUS. She has worn some really ugly clothes and her belt obsession is far greater than her sense of style.
Here is a sample of her nuttiest outfits
FLOTUS in her full tilt boogie style
No belt made can hide that gunt of hers.
Bad Wookie.
Michelle is a true stunner and on top of that educated, intelligent and classy as anything. It must pain the haters to know that such a woman is married to our President and living in the White House so the only way they can vent their hate is in disrespecting a beautiful woman.
Michelle has singlehandedly knocked down every single negative stereotype thrown at black women over the centuries. She ain’t doing drugs, she ain’t no baby mama, she ain’t living in the projects, there are no sleazy dirty stories from disgruntled boyfriends, no smutty pictures hanging around on the internet.
Get a life or at least be honest enough to admit that you are a racist hater and not a concerned voter and US citizen. I’ll say it again – GET A LIFE !! Michelle Obama doesn’t even know that you exist and here you are expending precious moments of YOUR life being an utter fool. You heard me, this woman does not even know that you exist and if she did I doubt she’d even care. Get a hobby, do some charity work, grow your own vegetables, become a mentor, join the gym, do anything that will get you a life.
Dear JJB,
I wish I could see things from your perspective, but I just can’t get my head that far up my ass!
You want honesty….Get a life yourself you racist bastard. Yes, I do hate race baiter like you! You want to see a racist, look in the mirror. I also hate ignorant people who post stupid comments like yours.
I have more than one hobby, I do charity work in the community and am a member of a service organization, I grow my own tomatoes and peppers, I mentor my own children and any other kid they bring over to our house, and I go to the gym whenever my LIFE allows me the time.
I am a US citizen and I am a concerned voter! And I don’t care if their skin color is black, white, brown, purple, maroon or burnt orange; I will never vote for or support the socialist/communist puppet and his classless wife that currently occupy the White House.
BBB, you are an evil racist douche bg and you kow it. Racist lowlife.
Race Baiters, I have never heard that one before but, how absolutely spot on that is.
Singlehandedly? Put down your crack pipe!
There are millions of black women who don’t do drugs, are educated, work hard, are married with children. But, unlike MO, they don’t dress like Aunt Esther and act appropriately to their surroundings.
But they aren’t married to the first black President are they ?
You hate the fact that Michelle is perfect and that you guys have nothing to dig her out about.
MO’s self worth is based on her husband? Aren’t you the little sexist! Loser.
Perfect? You really are on crack!
wow and so stupid of me not to think all the time that before anything else she is black.
As Scandinavian I cannot literally say what all those negative issues are with black women which Michelle single handedly has knocked down.
I thought Oprah, and Halle Berry, Denzel Washington, among other much adored black people, was a great example how any black person, regardless of sex, can reach any goal in USA.
Oprah still by far outshines the starpower of the First Lady. FLOTUS does not allow the press to talk to her freely…all interaction is prescripted, like the lame Leno tape. Oprah on the other hand needs no notes, no box of questions or topics whichcan be used whne talking with her. Oprah started out with much less than Michelle did, and I cannot say that Oprah was even pretty when she got started – it was all about her personality.
So I feel that there has been overpowering hype about Michelle and her clothes.
Until she acts like a First Lady and dresses like one, I am not joining your blind devotion.
Call out a boorish, classless America hater and the Obots call you racist.
Fuck yourself with a 40, jjb.
Crab louse.
I can’t help but laugh when she wears her belts tucked up under who boobs. Who in the hell is dressing this woman?
Her stylist should be fired.
Well maybe she could hire YOU to be her dresser and her mammy !!!
I guess she forgot on That day….and a few others. I was pleased to see that she, at least, was dressed properly when accompanying The Pantywaist to Ft. Hood when they were there for the Memorial.
I like how dudes have enough time to worry how their First Lady dresses.
HAHAHAHAHA!
I don’t think anyone is worried about how FLOTUS dresses… we are laughing at what she wears and the media has not once mentioned that she has more belts than style.
She is a pit bull with a black belt digging in her veggie garden or talking to kids because she is feeling too insecure talking about real issues. Shame on her for not using her position to tell the blacks how to get up and get out of gands and drug dealing. Clean up the slums of Chicago and LA and maybe then Chicago will get the Olympics.
“I don’t think anyone is worried about how FLOTUS dresses… we are laughing at what she wears”
Newsbird – you are officially too dumb to comment any longer.
Oh please, spare me the fake admiration for Berry, Washington et al.
It pains you all to the pit of your stomach that a black family are in the White House that is why you sit around on the internet all day ready to spew hate the moment a negative article appears in the press.
I would have loved to see all you racist rednecks on election night,sat in your trailers, crying your heads off and drowning your sorrows in moonshine.
Look on the bright side, its not too late for one of you to get an invitation to the State Dinner tomorrow night but not as a guest but as Michelle’s servant, making sure her guests are fed and watered.
Ha ha ha !!!!
Look at this image, and try and understand what we mean when we address her lack of class and decorum, compared to another First Lady.
The image the first couple present isn’t very flattering to the office, though it could be much worse.
For the record, when it comes to the current president, I am not a racist, I detest the white half of his rotten soul, too.
As for his wife, she is not to be admired for any reason. Her position as a highly paid executive with a Chicago hospital($300,000 per year) was so important, so vital to the functioning of the hospital that when she left for D.C. they eliminated her position. Her job at that hospital was simply a Chicago-Way patronage position.
Her lack of charm and decorum is stunning, and debases the image of her position and our nation.
From wearing an atrocious black widow dress at the inauguration, to a flower print dress to a Medal of Honor ceremony, to the repellent image above, she is a clueless and self-absorbed individual that wouldn’t know dignity and grace if it landed on her.
I hate black people.
First off JJB…. he is not 100% black. Remember he is as much cracker as he is negro. You racist bastard.
“Michelle is a true stunner”! Is that kinda like a black widow? Cause she’s uglier than a mud fence. But what do I know, I’m just a red neck, gun carrying, God fearing, true American that hates what BHO is doing to this country. By the way JJB, pass the pork rinds will you?
Robbie,
Glad you liked my post at The Green Room. I first put it up at my own site:
http://trackacrat.com/2009/11/09/a-day-in-the-life-of-michelle-obama/
JJB quickly found that thread and had a meltdown over it, as he did here. I guess that the only thing that prevented him from doing so at The Green Room as well is not being a member of the site.
Such a shame.
JJB, come back to my site. We all miss you there!
Note: sarc.
Awesome! JJB went over to Cynthia Yockey, too, which makes it three out of four! His one-man defense of Michelle Obama’s honor is going strong…
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