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Arthur’s Hall Of Viking Manliness

THE TEN MANLIEST FIREARMS.

This was a hard piece to write, because guns by definition are manly, except for Berettas, gold-plated TEC9s, .25 caliber pistols or anything made by the French. To simplify things, I have limited it to modern cartridge firearms a man might, can, and should collect and shoot. There are certainly other manly weapons, and you may have a different list.

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6 comments for “Arthur’s Hall Of Viking Manliness”

  1. Ok, this is an awesome post. If it wasn’t for wanting to keep “Merry Christmas” on the top of the front page, this should be a main page post.

    “Anything made by the French,” indeed.

    Though, to be fair, President Nicolas Sarkozy has shown twice the backbone, integrity, and leadership than our own feckless leader.

    Posted by Robbie Cooper | December 25, 2009, 8:19 am
  2. My favorite line (out of many favorite lines in this AWESOME post):

    When the revolting scum start rioting like chimps and burning cars in the streets of America, it will quickly come to a stop because of Viking-sired rednecks with Remington 870 pump action shotguns.

    Posted by Robbie Cooper | December 25, 2009, 8:33 am
  3. I have a manly TEC-9, it is all black.

    As for a favorite line, for me it was this one:

    But that wasn’t enough for Commiefornia. They had a ban on “assault weapons” (An “assault weapon” is a semantically null political term that means “It can be used to hurt people.” As the REAL commies in Russia, who were men descended from Vikings (at least the ones in charge) would note, “Of course hurts people. Is weapon.” You may as well refer to your “house home.” The wussy definition of “Assault weapon” bears no resemblance to the US military’s definition. It comes down to, “It’s black and makes us poopoo in our panties!”

    Posted by No2Liberals | December 25, 2009, 9:52 am

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