Dec 142009
One of my colleagues and good friend — the guy who’s been sitting right next to me for the last 6 years at our office — is a decorated Vietnam War veteran, a retired Marine, and a damned-fine American. Despite his 65-years of age, I have little doubt that if his nation called him back tomorrow, he’d still be ready, able, and willing to kill bad guys.
I know I want no part of of the old Master Sergeant.
Anyhow, my good buddy the Marine sent me a long and humorous list of bumper stickers “seen on a Marine Corps base.”
USMC bumper stickers
Some of my favorites:
- The Marine Corps — Wen It Absolutely, Positively Has To Be Destroyed Overnight
- Death Smiles At Everyone — Marines Smile Back
- Marine Sniper – You can run, but you’ll just die tired!
- Artillery Brings Dignity to What Would Otherwise Be Just A Brawl
- Except For Ending Slavery, Fascism, Nazism, and Communism, WAR has Never Solved Anything.
- Some people spend an entire lifetime wondering if they made a difference in the world. But, the Marines don’t have that problem.
- U.S. Marines — Certified Counselors to the 72 Virgins Dating Club
- Water-boarding is out so kill them all!
And perhaps my favorite:
- Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Anyone Who Threatens It
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My favorite bumper sticker right now -
http://tinyurl.com/yatdvxu
Ever notice you can only talk to those that stood BEHIND the Marines?
Those are all some good ones.
I always liked the Navy rules for a gunfight.
1)Establish aggressive offshore posture.
2)Send in the Marines.
3)Drink coffee.
I LOVE those !
“When in Doubt-Empty the Magazine”
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The one on my car says…”Patriotic dissent is a luxury afforded to those by greater men than they”…enough said right?