I first saw this picture on Friday, and hadn’t really thought about blogging about it until I saw that the Instapundit linked to it today.
So, I might as well try to capitalize on the Google bomb for “Russian bride”, “wedding dress”, and “boobs.” — Hey a guy’s gotta do what he has to do from time-to-time to generate traffic, which in turn increases the ad revenue.
Oh, yeah…the picture….
It’s a Russian bride in a wedding dress that has “wardrobe malfunction” written all over it:
They make such a lovely pair...
I almost don’t know what to say — I can’t imagine her father being very happy about this, or even agreeing to be at the wedding. And the groom? Who lets their wife-to-be wear something like this around all their friends and family?
Well, other than himself and this guy:
Notice the guy in the background drinking. I bet there was a LOT of that going on at this wedding...
From Newser:
The hottest photo on the Web is a shot of a bride whose outfit, frankly, looks a little drafty. The dazed-looking newlywed is so popular that the photo blog that brought her fame, Wedinator, is crawling. The bride—she’s “believed to be Russian,” according to the Telegraph—wears long white gloves, a long white skirt, and the merest hint of a bodice over her considerable endowments. Oh, and a festive necklace. But no veil, because you know what the etiquette experts say about too many accessories!
So, go ahead Google, and index away for anybody looking for pictures of a Russian bride spilling her tits and boobs out of her inappropriately slutty wedding dress.
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Hi ,
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Lisa Bloom
I’ve noticed since Thanksgiving that blogging seems slower than normal.
As for these women, feh.
I’m a legs and glutes man, myself.
It has been — been extra real-life busy. But I’m feeling much less stressed for time, and will be back to normal blogging frequency now.
I’ve really appreciated your contributions during the slow down.
I know what you mean.
The meat world has been wearing me out this year.
I’m glad to help, only wish I had more time.
Hmmm . . . I can’t resist making a tongue-in-cheek, joking comment about the double meaning in the title of this post, as it made me laugh:
The double entredre works best with only one interpretation of the word “boobs.” If one interprets this word by one definition — stupid people; fools; dunces . . . or blunders; mistakes — the title works quite well. However, when one interprets this word by the other definition — female breasts — then this blog title does not quite “fit” since, as one could legitimately argue, this particular part of either of the above brides’ anatomies is not exactly WEARING ANYTHING, as the top portion of the brides’ gowns most certainly do not “fit”!
I have to agree though — I can’t imagine the fathers (or the mothers) of these brides being proud of their daughters. Nor can I imagine how any groom could be proud to walk down the aisle with their new wife looking like a tart who is seemingly advertising herself to all of their guests, including his family and friends, in such a salacious manner.
Perhaps these brides purchased a two-piece wedding gown and, due to wedding-day nerves, simply forgot to put on the top portions of their wedding gowns . . .
Tracy, since you put it that way, the only thing that fits is the blog title.
I was so turned off by the attire, and the massive mammaries, I didn’t even notice how appropriate the title was.
Nothing wrong with the dress, per se. It’s just 10 sizes too small for her.
Either, these brides are incredibly tacky or they are in the sex industry. I suspect it’s the sex industry.
she is a bitch