Mar 232010
My good friend Wendy — a fellow Technical Writer and a former EMT in the US Air Force — went camping at Brazos Bend State Park on the Texas coast this weekend, where they found this…uh…unusual sign:
We needed a sign for that? Really?
Molesting the alligators? There are some sick, sick people out there…
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well…look at the bright side. Anyone who tries to…molest a gator, will come away without any uhmmmm..equipment to do it with afterwords. Assuming they survive the attemtpt.
Back in late February, my son’s Boy Scout troop was camping at Brazos Bend. Saturday was a sunny day and the boys went on a hike through the park.
My son said they were enjoying the hike until they came around a bend in the trail and there laying across the trail, sunning himself, was a six foot long alligator.
The boys did not feed the alligator or molest him. My son said they decided to turn around, head back up the trail, and give the alligator all space he wanted!
I saw one of those at the Hunstville State park many years back, fricking creeped me out.
Daphne…there still are alligators in the lake at Huntsville State Park.
You know, I think that Rick Perry ought to take Barack Obama camping…
Wouldn’t that be considered animal cruelty?
No, given the shape the man is in, I’m sure he’d be considered a heart-healthy meal.
But not, of course, “the other white meat”.
Ba-dum-dum! 
What if it’s a woman in alligator skin boots?
I’d like to know how did alligators ever got in that little lake.
Damn.. a solution the D.C. problem. Just take Rhymes idea a wee bit further. Feed EVERY politician, lobbyist, lawyer and bureaucrat in Washington to the gators. Then either replace the scalliwags with Honorable Men in D.C. Or take all the historical works OUT of D.C. and return it to the swamp it was, then put in a new capital elsewhere.