Mickey Edwards on Bill Maher:
What a surprise, then, to find that in fact Mr. Maher is neither funny nor smart. He is, I found, nothing more than just one more of those full-of-himself mean-spirited bigots whose certitude and nastiness so poison the well of democratic discussion.
Bill Maher is high on my list of Celebrities Who I’d Like to Fight. Maher is just another one of the those loud mouthed arrogant little punks that I could demolish in either a battle of wits or a battle of fists. It’d be easier (and much more fun) to shut him up with a three-punch combo.
Other’s on this list:
- Sean Penn
- Rosie O’Donnell
- Matt Damon
- Al Franken (the comedian, not the Senator)
- Tim Robbins
- Kurt Vonnegut (oops…forgot the old turd was dead)
- Terrell Owens
- Janeane Garofalo
- Al Gore (the environmental hypocrite, not the former VP)
- Michael Moore
That’s the short list…there are a lot more on the complete list.
If you could fight (you know, like MTV’s Celebrity Boxing matches) any celebrity, who would it be?
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Keith Olbermann…guy makes me ill.
Vonnegut is dead. You may want to remove him from the list.
Ah, that’s right…
I copied and pasted from a list I wrote some time ago.
Oh well, punching a dead corpse isn’t nearly as much fun, so Kurt gets a pass.
I think I would like to take on Jessica Simpson especially after the she was quoted as saying “I would like to be Michelle Obama”.
What an idiot.
Really?! LOL! Why am I not surprised…lol…
Jessica Simpson — the same chick who doesn’t bathe and admittedly only brushes her teeth 3 x per week (because she likes the “film” over her teeth.
One in the same Robbie. Also the same person who wasn’t sure if Chicken of the Sea was tuna!! Too dumb and gives blonds a bad name.
OH, and Jon Stewart…he’s an idiot too…his little showdown all the time with Bill O’Reilly…he’s got nothing else to talk about it seems…I like Bill though.
Seems to me like Bills the calm dad and Jon is the drugged up teenager that can’t stop acting like an infant.
I think once I wanted to punch Mickey Edwards out, but he’s right about what the hell is Maher doing on This Week? These MSM so called news shows have hit bottom.
Oh, come on, RONKERR2000, you can’t punch her.
How about if you both strip naked, oil up, and wrestle her? Humiliate her. Make her eat that mat!
damn, someone already beat me to Keith…hmmm i guess I’ll go with….my second choice Cenk Uygur, i can’t stand that idiot or his damn show.
What about Chris Matthews?’
Yes! I don’t stop on Keith’s show on purpose but it’s like a train wreck and my husband just gags and I change it quickly…guy is a complete moron…
Sob. Recently I read that one of my favorite actors thinks he’s great.
I know it’s not nice to beat up women but could I slap around the Dixie Chicks a little?
Classic! Yea, they suck.
Man, you don’t hear anything about them anymore? Did obama ruin their career by having them blacklisted?
robbie,
i agree t.o. is a dick, but i wouldn’t fight him… i’ld probably take joy behar or good ole bho!
George Soros and Warren Buffet.
Robbie, why T.O.?
Click on the link to T.O’s name.
Mickey Edwards should be high on your list. He is a lawyer turned politician turned academic.
Robbie
There is no longer a need to punch T.O., his own big mouth has go him exiled to the NFL’s equivalent of Siberia…Buffalo!
No one else wants him!
Ain’t karma a bitch.
Would like to bitchslap Rachel Maddow…..
Oh, celebrities! How about Ed Begley Jr.? Or is he really a celebrity?
Anybody on this list and you can dig up Howard Zinn for me, as well.
Why Matt Damon? While I like movies and know who the “big” actors/actresses are, I don’t really keep up with celebrity news; therefore I don’t know anything about their personal views.
Here is one of the most current reasons why Matt Damon ranks on Robbies list (and mine).
You can also google ‘Matt Damon is a douche’, and see the multitude of examples.
He is so well known as a douche, and a dumb one, he had five speaking parts in the movie ‘Team America.’
I was first turned off by him from the movie ‘Good Will Hunting’ when he extolled Howard Zinn as a genius.
/what a douche
Ah, thanks for the clarification. It only serves to remind me why I don’t keep up with the personal opinions of movie stars and other entertainment celebrities in the first place. It also assures me that I have not missed much. Deep, insightful thought is often not their forte.
No ma’am, thinking is not what they do. Pretending and feeling is their deal.
BTW, his movie ‘Green Zone’ still hasn’t broken even, despite the international sales, just like all the other hating on America war movies made in recent years.
Not that it should come as a surprise.
Just reading all these names, I’m goin to bed with a bad thought in my mouth.
Alan Grayson (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57SFCtqFFn0)
Rahm Emmanuel…just let that little ballet motherfucker try and challenge me in a gym shower.
I would curbstomp Bill Maher. I’d love to see him with that smug look with no teeth and a jaw hanging by a thread.
Contessa Brewer (http://www.eyeblast.tv/public/video.aspx?v=Xd6UnzIrkU). To paraphrase the late, great Sam Kinison — don’t endorse DV, but understand why a woman would get slapped.
Ed Schultz
95% of the NBA
OK, I’ll take a shot…Elisabeth Hasselbeck! That dingbat bitch doesn’t think before she speaks. Somehow she thinks what she has to say means something. I don’t watch the View but I do know when I see anything about her I’m like “Wha? Who put this idiot on TV?”
She recently said something about Erin Andrews’ Stalker. Then made a tearful apology for it. (After it pissed people off) Someone bitch slap her!
I HATE George Lopez. He’s irritating and just NOT funny.
As an adoptive mother, can I add Angelina Jolie for taking a private personal decision and using it to make a diversity statement?
good looks doesn’t equal brains.
Janet Napolitano, total idjit.
SHAKIRA! Skank makes money off us and then bitches about the law in AZ…get outta our country with your bleached fake blond hair…
Bill Mather, What a cocksucking, cockroach. This mother fucker is a liberial atheist dick licker
Bill Mather and Obama need to butt fuck each other. This way two ass holes could get together