I just followed Erik Erikson’s lead, and sent Dale Peterson, who is running for Agricultural Commissioner in Alabama, a campaign donation. And if you’re a red-blooded, American loving, Commie-hating, Patriot…you’ll send him one, too.
Hell, I haven’t even contributed to our Ag Commissioner (Todd Staples, [R]) re-election campaign because…well, frankly, he doesn’t need it to beat which ever Democrat is put of for symbolic sacrifice this year.
And why did I send my hard-earned money to a candidate for Ag. Commissioner in Alabama? Because of this video (The most American, Totally Awesome Political Ad EVAH!):
I kept thinking (and hoping) that the video was going to end with Paterson punching a tree-hugging hippie in the pie hole.
Is it a bit over-the-top and caricaturist? Yep. But is it brutally honest? Oh, yeah.
In an age where so many people pretend to be something or somebody that they are not in order to get elected (cough, cough, Barack Obama, cough, cough), I’d rather a guy come right out and be honest and direct about who he is and what he stands for.
(all proper attribution to the seemingly perpetually aggrieved Robert Stacy McCain, even though I saw it at Hot Air first)
Dear People of Alabama: We’ll trade you 1-Kay Baily Hutchison and 1-John Cornyn + a case of Lone Star beer for the rights to Dale Peterson. Signed: The People of Texas.
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OTHERS:
Only two things are certain, my friends: (1) He’s about to become the most famous agricultural commissioner candidate in America, and (2) Alabama politics are awesome. Exit question: Christie/Peterson 2012?
Oh sweet Jeebus, yes. If only…and if there’s a way to mix in Jan Brewer, all the better…maybe as “co-Vice President” — I mean if Obama can make up and hire a gazillion unnecessary and ridiculous “Czar” positions, why couldn’t President Christie have a second VP?
My governor, Chris “Two Stones” Christie and Lt. Col. Allen West are examples of the new unapologetically conservative males. Now here comes Dale Peterson to join them
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This should have the euroweenies crapping in their pants. They use “cowboy” as slur, while we consider it a compliment. LOL
Awesome campain video. Unfortunately the media will dismiss him as a racist.
Spread the word. Our state department is over in China running us down.
I have watched this video several times and it just doesn’t get old.
Just looking at some of the names of up and coming conservative politicians with “stones” gives me encouragement.