Jun 292010
 

From the Washington Examiner, a look at the detailed seventy three page complaint filed by the masseuse he allegedly attacked in Portland’s Hotel Lucia in 2006.

She went to Gore’s room carrying a folding massage table and other equipment. Gore, whom she had never met, greeted her with a warm embrace. “The hug went on a bit long, and I was taken just a bit aback by it,” the masseuse told police. But she went along because Gore “was a VIP and a powerful individual and the Hotel Lucia had made it clear to me by inference that they were giving him ‘the royal treatment.’”

If that is the way “Royalty” behaves, it’s little wonder we in the U.S. abhor a ruling class and boorish behavior.

“Chakra,” in Gore’s new-agey jargon, refers to the body’s “energy centers,” which the masseuse interpreted as having a specific meaning. “This was yet another euphemism for sexual activity he was requesting,” she told police, “put cleverly as though it were a spiritual request or something.”

Clever, a word seldom associated with algore.

Clever, in reference to any predator, be they criminal, subsistence or sexual, generally means “cunning.” Much like Al Qaida or a coyote are cunning not clever, as clever implies high intelligence. A condition that does not accurately describe “A zebra does not change its spots” algore

Some Chinese have offered the following reenactment for a visual presentation of the masseuse’s report. It is quite “clever.”

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  3 Responses to “Al Gore And His Inflamed Chakra”

  1. try to give it whatever poetic, aesthetic terms you want, it’s still just a “happy ending” given to a married man by someone other than his wife….and thus it is still DISGUSTING!!!!!!

  2. The guy in the video was damn good looking compared to the wretched excuse that plans to save the world from high carbon footprinters, like……..

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