Moonbattery gets the headline exactly right and echos my long-held opinion of:
It’s Funny When Metrosexuals Try to Act Like Tough Guys
Because…well, they’re not.
They’re effeminate little boys, most who have never been in a real life fight in their entire life — and if they have, they got their ass handed to them, likely without ever throwing, much less landing, a single punch.
I’ve served with and know some of the toughest men you’ll ever meet in your life, both in the US Army and when I worked off shore oil. Men who are toughened by real, physically demanding work. Men who have trained to fight, and have put that training to the test. The kind of men that boys like Ezra Klein, Matty Yglesias, Chris Matthews, and Barry Obama call to protect them from other men.
Remember in Pulp Fiction, when Marsellus says to Butch, “I’m gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggers to go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch,” and “You hear me talking, hillbilly boy?! I ain’t through with you by a damn sight! I’m gonna get medieval on your ass!”?
I’m talking about that type of men.
So, to hear Obama — the poster boy for boys-who-need-men-to-protect-them-from-other-men (and all other types of danger) — proclaim, “I want to know whose ass to kick,” I don’t know whether to laugh at the absurdity of it, or to hope that somebody takes him up on it. That’s a pay-per-view event I’d pony up a few bills to see.
Exit question to our Boy King — Have you ever been in a real fight. You and another man. Throwing punches, elbows, and kicks until one of you quits or is knocked-the-fuck-out? Ever. Even once.
I’m betting the answer is, “No. You haven’t.”
So to hear the Boy King act as if though he could kick anybody’s ass is laughable. And almost a little bit embarrassing to hear. Honestly, Barry, I don’t think you could kick Nancy Pelosi or Barney Frank’s ass, much less a single person who works at BP.
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DAAAAAAADEEEEEEEEE, did you kick somebody’s ass today?
This poser making a statement like that is totally absurd, especially when you look at his demeanor and his eyes. There is no indicator that he knows the physiological demands required, either from experience or training.
Just look at the way he carries himself, the way he throws a baseball, but even more, how he plays basketball. He doesn’t drive to the hoop or go after rebounds, he sits outside and bombs away from long range.
He probably thinks he is a lumberjack.
Kicking ass to this guy means taking them to court.
Great post! I read this article this morning on a news website and laughed at how utterly ridiculous that sounded…
Your depiction of him above is right on the mark too…
What a wimp.
His widely proclaimed oratory skills are lost on me.
Apparently, I am not the only one.
LOLLLL!!! LMFAO!!
I almost spit out my coffee!!!
Hee-Hee!
I refuse to listen to him, that poor kid had no choice.
Since Ødumbo broke onto the scene, his bizarre speech cadence and sonorous tone have always annoyed me. I began hitting the mute button fairly early on in ’08, so the only thing I see when he is on my screen is this.
The kid was lucky he only got put to sleep.
This commencement speech must have been particularly caustic.
Unfortunately, I can only see some videos here but I can check it out at home…
I think what annoyed me the most was the uh, uh, uh, uh, uh…
Like a child in class a teacher wants to throw a pencil at and say STOP IT!!!
Didn’t your mother teach you how to speak properly!?
No biggie.
It is just him being an a-hole with no sound.
Did anyone ever watch Celebrity boxing where Horshack squared off against Skreech? Thats the first thing that pops in my head…that and this video. Obama is in the pink suit.
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/770840/gay_boxing/
Horshack vs. Screech is the perfect example of what I’m talking about.
And only slightly better than Todd Bridges vs. Vanilla Ice:
Though a highlight of Celebrity Boxing had to be when Joey Buttafuoco beat the hell outta “Chyna” Joanie Laurer:
That’s some funny shiite right there, I don’t care who you are.
A more recent example of a mouthy brother getting his ass handed to him happened a few months ago.
What a little bitch…LOL! 67 years kicked your pathetic ass!
LOL!!!
But did you notice the beginning of the video clip?
In response to those who criticize him for not doing anything, he says “I was down there a month ago, talking to the fishermen.”
Apparently, in his mind, talking is the same thing as doing something.
Hahaha this post is hilarious. My cat could kick this boy-tard’s ass.
He should kick his own ass
He would get his ass kicked if he tried.
LOL!!
Oy, good day to check Urban Grounds:) Very entertaining…
We already knew the power of the office went to his head, I guess he thinks it spread to the rest of his boy-body.
He comes off more as a ‘twink’ than anything.
Please…let’s be real here, the man couldn’t squash a grape! He is a total wuss.
barry needs to kick that guy’s ass that he sees in the mirror.
He’s afraid it might kick his ass.
Captain kick ass doesnt know who’s ass to kick because the bumbling idiot refuses to call the CEO of BP.
Yet he has no problem dialoging with terrorists.
So true..
Has anyone seen the movie “Idiocracy”? Not that I consider ‘ass’ to be exactly profanity, but it struck me that our president, the leader of the free world, maybe should have picked a better phrase. Seeing him up there as our leader makes me think we are moving closer to Idiocracy every day. We need to turn this ship around. Hope his ass is kicked (out) in 11/2012.
I thought the same thing…
He continues to reflect what I consider to be the opposite of what the President of our country should represent…
This is the first time I have been proud of my country…
That very statement says all you need to know about the two hacks in the white house. My only concern is 2012 won’t get here quick enough.
i keep telling myself it took Carter to give us Reagan. Who can step up for the right now? To say I am a little cynical would be an under statement.
Until then…keep loading up on ammo and vote every chance you get.
GOD BLESS TEXAS!!
Right? 1st lady my ass…
She is not MY 1st lady.
President demonstrates his dog-walking skills.
As clear an example of Ødumbo’s lack of leadership as you can find.
He needs to mount a teleprompter on the dog’s back so he can follow the instructions.
BWAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
The comments are hilarious!
Hee-Hee!
Yes, very entertaining.
Check out that vid above when you get home, it rocks!
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It did! LMAO! Thanks!!!