Jul 312010
Declamatory Study Shows Liberal Men Lack Genitalia.
“What we found,” declared Doctor Schlong, “is that smaller or non-existant genitalia on a liberal male led directly to a more ardent belief in a larger and expanding federal government. In short…liberal men with no penises were using government to give them the feeling that they actually had a penis—something conservative men already know.” (*snort*)
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I like it, No2liberals. I like it alot. LOL!
That’s hilarious!!! LOL!!!
So, No2..did you catch the follow up study? Turns out the wives of Conservatives have even larger penises than liberals.
But, you probably knew that already.
Really?
Got a link, libturd?
Wow, No2. All the time you spend on conservative blogs and message boards has really paid off.
With a knack for repartee and critical thinking, I’m surprised you don’t have a corner office at the AEI. When you hear those voices in your head that keep telling you you’re a “life loser”, just tell them that ol’ Dave thinks otherwise!
Did you come up with “libturd” all by yourself? Because that’s just precious. I’m going to forward that to Ari Fleischer. He’ll get a laugh out of that.
Your means are very slender, and your waste is great.