Queen Michellle Obama in Spain

Queen Obama enjoys her vacation to Spain while the little people back home eat cake

The NY Times has this unintentionally hilarious headline:

First Lady Plans a Careful Return to the Campaign Trail

Hilarious because:

  1. The bitch isn’t running for anything. Nobody voted her into her cushy new life. Though, the majority of Americans would vote her ass out onto the street if we could.
  2. And, more importantly and funny, is the fact that her and hubby Baracky have never left the campaign trail. That’s all the man seemingly knows how to do — heaven knows the man knows absolutely nothing about actually governing or leading. He’s stuck in perpetual campaign mode.

Even more funny than the headline is the lead paragraph:

WASHINGTON — After 18 months of careful image-making and bipartisanship, Michelle Obama is shifting course as first lady, stepping up her policy agenda and dipping into election-year politics to campaign and raise money for Democrats.

Sheryl Gay Stolberg, the “reporter” who wrote this fluff piece should be fired for incompetence. Bipartisanship? From the most divisive President since the first President from Illinois? Perhaps Ms. Stolberg doesn’t really know that that word means.

And if Ms. Stolberg really believes that Michell “Let Them Eat Cake” Obama’s image has been carefully managed, then she’s a an absolute retard in addition to being an incompetent and ridiculously biased “reporter.”

And in case you had any doubts, she pens this gem:

Despite stinging criticism of her summer vacation to Spain with daughter Sasha — aides warned her not to go, and the backlash was fiercer than they had imagined — Mrs. Obama is the most popular member of her husband’s administration.

Two more things, MENSA, 1) Michelle is not part of her husband’s administration. She’s his wife and the first Lady. And, 2) While it’s true Michelle is more popular than anybody in BO’s administration (to include BO himself), American HATES her. Hates her A LOT. Which doesn’t really speak that well for her hubby’s Administration, does it.

WASHINGTON — After 18 months of careful image-making and bipartisanship, Michelle Obama is shifting course as first lady, stepping up her policy agenda and dipping into election-year politics to campaign and raise money for Democrats.
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  15 Responses to “Did the Obama’s Ever Leave the Campaign Trail?”

  1. Bad wookie.

  2. “image-making”

    I initially read this as image masking. LOL.

    When Gore was VP, wasn’t it revealed that most of his time was spent fund raising and calling people asking for money? I think Clinton did it, too. Hours on the phone cold calling for cash.

  3. After 18 months of careful image-making and bipartisanship, Michelle Obama

    *snort**gasp**choke**gurgle*
    BLAAAAAAAAAAH-HAAAAH-HAAAAH-HA!
    Who wrote this bullshit, Tina Fey?

    • How funny — I thought the exact same thing…that this sounds exactly like something someone like Tina Fey would write. As a comedy skit on her funny-despite-being-written-by-a-moron, 30 Rock.

      • Funny how that kind of BS can just jump out and grab your nads, ain’t it?

        30 Rock?
        Heard of it, is she in that too?
        If so, glad I have successfully missed it.

  4. Didn’t she piss off a lot of people during the campaign, resulting in her being forced to stealth campaign?

  5. What Accounts for First Lady’s Failing Popularity?

    The first lady’s falling numbers stand in contrast to the still-strong belief among some Washington political insiders that she will be a big asset for Democrats on the campaign trail this fall.

    Well, those donks trying to get elected need some one to campaign for them. At least Michelle Antoinette has slightly higher poll numbers than B. Hussein.

    • You know, I never use the word Broad because it is tacky, BUT…..this Broad is a no class Pig and I don’t care how many makeover people or image makeover people have spent time with her…she’ll ALWAYS be a no class Pig and once this fuck wad is out of office, if I ever see either of them again, it’ll be too damn soon! This whole administration is a fucking joke that isn’t funny and a living nightmare. Be done with it!! I haven’t hated a President this much since Jimmy Carter and even that wasn’t as much as I hate this shit stain! And i use the term “Shit Stain” Literally!!!!

  6. what accounts for her failing popularity? Oh…Ive never had a use for her..she truly pissed me off though with that
    “for the first time in my life, i’m proud of my country” crap.

  7. LAGuy, ain’t she a (rotten) peach?

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