Just one more unwatchable show on CNN
I’ve neither watched Eliot Spitzer’s new CNN Show, nor slept with the man. I’ve done neither because I’m not a degenerate (yes, I think you’d have to be do either).
So I’ll take the word of someone who has done both that he sucks just as bad on television as he does in the sack:
The Manhattan madam who supplied hooker-happy former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer a slew of high priced call girls has labeled his new CNN primetime show a bore – “just like he was in bed”.
“I really found Spitzer to be very boring,” buxom madam Kristin Davis exclusively told RadarOnline.com.
“That is sort of synonymous of what the girls told me about him in bed, that he was boring, so I guess the expectations were met.”
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The critics have been harsh – and the ratings even harsher – for the debut of Spitzer’s new show, co-hosted with former newspaper columnist Kathleen Parker.
Remember back when media companies hired real journalists to report and analyze the day’s news? Yeah…me neither.
How bad is there new show? So bad that it’s already fallen behind the unhinged anti-Semitic douchenozzle Rick Sanchez.
Jeff Bercovici at Daily Finance thinks the writing is already on the wall for this bust of a show:
CNN, of course, says it’s happy with the show and confident in its prospects, but there’s reason to think the network is already quietly lining up the fire trucks next to the runway in expectation of a flameout. The major reason is the dismissal, two weeks ago, of network President Jonathan Klein who developed Parker Spitzer and also recruited British TV interviewer Piers Morgan to succeed Larry King.
For some reason or another I get the feeling that the same criticism of Ms. Parker would hold true in both venues, as well. Seems more appropriate to have called the show Swallower & Spitzer rather than Parker Spitzer.
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CNN’s HLN had higher ratings the first few days of this show.
As for the idiot they fired last Friday, it is actually the unhinged anti-Semitic douchenozzle Rick “DUI Manslaughter” Sanchez.
I was in a dining room a few days ago and they had CNN on the tube. As is my custom, I sat with my back to the screen while my friend seemed enthralled by the report on the S. American miner’s plight.
Then they went to a pretend political analysis. I don’t know the names (or faces) of these pretend news people, but what I heard from the analyst and the host was donks/liberals very, very good, pachs/conservatives very, very bad. Over and over.
I turned to my friend and asked if he caught the gist of the report and he said no, as their demeanor made him lose interest. I pointed out what they were really propagandizing about and he erupted into laughter, saying I was right, that was exactly what they were doing. This to the obvious annoyance of a man sitting at the table next to us, which made the exchange between us even more pleasurable.
I caught a piece of an interview done with..I think it was this madam here Kristin Davis, on Geraldo this past weekend. Oh my…