I was checking out some of the blogs listed in Doug Ross’ Fabulous 50 Blog Awards Winners for 2010 (I’m sure I was runner-up in at least a few of those categories), and found the best Christmas-related snark of the season over at Diogenes’ Middle Finger, who has reposted Michelle Obama’s letter to Santa Clause.
You have to go read the entire thing, but here’s a little taste.
The introduction:
Dear Santa,
I’ve been a really, really good girl this year, if for no other reason than I have managed not to strangle that arrogant, whiny, girlie man that I’m married to. I thought that I wood let you know what I wood like for Christmas.
And then she jumps into her Christmas wish list:
4. Twinkies, Devil Dogs and some killer éclairs. Please wrap these in plain brown wrapper and leave them in the cabinet under the sink. Know what I’m sayin?
Not just funny, clever, too.
9. A few Poppers. I hear Himself and that slobbering jackwad Barney Frank talk on the phone about them, but I’m not sure what there are. Please leave me a package so I can see what the hell they are talking about. I somehow don’t think they are party favors.
The thought of gay Bhawny Fwanks and effeminate Obama doing poppers together on the dance floor of Oil Can Harry’s just made me throw up a little in my mouth.
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Robbie,
I found your site via Doug Ross.
Left a comment in fun and exposed my own ineptitude.
Look forward to reading your stuff.
Glad you liked it. I had fun writing it.