In what can only be described as an ill advised remark, the defendant in a murder trial (Zaire Paige-24), prior to the judge issuing his sentence, made the following suggestion:

With all due respect and from the bottom of my heart, suck my d___.

Ponder that for a moment.
Not only did his behavior during the trial indicate he had no remorse for the murder of one person and the wounding of four others, he took this last opportunity to express any remorse and possibly show he could be rehabilitated and makes a lewd suggestion to the judge presiding over his trial.
Hunh.

This is where the story really gets funny.
Instead of becoming angry at the suggestion and losing control of the proceedings, the judge calmly made the following come back:

I respectfully decline your offer. You are a danger to all civilized members of society.

Touché, your honor, Touché!

At least he won’t be able to kiss his mother with that foul-mouth, ever again.

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  One Response to “Judge Issues A ‘Snappy Comeback’ Then Gives Murderer 107 Years”

  1. ROFL…god, criminals are stupid.

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