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This is one of the most bizarre stories I’ve read in quite some time.
A woman comes home and finds that somebody has broken into her home. And he’s in her bathroom. Taking a shower…which would be weird enough on it’s own. Seriously…who breaks into somebody’s house to take a shower?
But it get’s even better.
The man locks himself in the bathroom, while the woman yells at him through the locked bathroom door (along with her two German Shepards), and tells him she’s calling the police. But the guy has already beat her to it…the guy was afraid that the woman might have a gun (she didn’t), so he called police to come rescue him from her bathroom:
This time it was the intruder who called 911.
A man who broke into a house in Portland, Oregon, called police — afraid the homeowner may have a gun.
The suspect, Timothy James Chapek, was in the bathroom taking a shower when the homeowner returned to the house Monday night, Portland police said in a statement.
Accompanied by two German shepherds, the homeowner asked Chapek what he was doing in the house.
Chapek locked himself in the bathroom and made an emergency call, police said. He said he had broken into the house, the owner had come home, and that he was concerned the owner might have a gun.
The homeowner also called the police to report that he had found a man in the house.
The guy’s lucky she didn’t have a gun (though, two German Shepards can inflict a pretty serious amount of damage, too). If he’d broken into our house and locked himself into our shower, my wife probably would have emptied two-or-three boxes of shells from her Mossberg HS 410 through the bathroom door before police arrived. She does not fool around.
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