Caption This: Obama and Debbie Wasserman-Schultz

Posted by Robbie Cooper at 9:38 am Add comments

Jun 132011

I’m guessing she’s talking about the Rep. Anthony Weiner wiener scandal:

Wasserman: Hey...did you see the latest pics of Anthony's tiny wiener? Hell mine's this big... OBAMA: Hell, that's bigger than Michelle's

Feel free to let ‘er rip in the comments section with your own caption.

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no2liberals says:

6/13/2011 at 11:46 am

No…seriously!
I have to use the 5 liter tub of Hellman’s each day to make my hair this fabulous!

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- Colin says:
  
  6/13/2011 at 11:48 am
  
  Was that BHO or DWS speaking?
  
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  - no2liberals says:
    
    6/13/2011 at 12:08 pm
    
    It was Debbie Whatthafrack Schulz.
    
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SB Smith says:

6/13/2011 at 1:46 pm

Look what I found last night at one of the message boards I frequent:
Claims Hillary and Huma are an item.
(Huma is the Weiner’s wife)
http://helzhalfacre.yuku.com/topic/36045/Hillary-Dropped-Presidential-Bid-for-Love?page=1

Here’s the link to the actual article in the thread:
http://www.zimbio.com/Huma+Abedin/articles/MiWw_obP0Xt/Hillary+Dropped+Presidential+Bid+Love

What do you think ?
If it’s true, it’s not a well guarded secret AnyMore.
We already knew Bill and Hillary have a political marriage and nothing else.

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- no2liberals says:
  
  6/13/2011 at 4:22 pm
  
  Back during the ’08 campaign, there was quite a bit of speculation on this topic. A woman I met during the Clintoon years worked at the White House and got fired, after walking into a room where Shrillary and some woman were shaking the sheets.
  As for Huma, when I found out she was married to A. Weiner, I thought WTH? Not only was I aware of her involvement with Shrillary, but also had heard speculation that Huma was a Saudi plant. She is from a conservative Wahhabist family in Saudi Arabia and her father was an islamic scholar…whatever that means.
  So a girl from a devout and conservative Wahhabist family is homosexual, then marries a Jewish man from Nuevo York and there has been zero outrage from the muslim world on her behavior? No fatwas?
  I don’t care if the homosexual aspect is true, the fact that she married a Jewish man, one who is clearly disturbed, and there have been no repercussions from it, tells me that there is a Hell of a lot more going on than two young love birds.
  
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  - L.A. Guy says:
    
    6/13/2011 at 6:40 pm
    
    Huh…No foolin….interesting.
    
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    - no2liberals says:
      
      6/13/2011 at 7:33 pm
      
      Some really good stuff from the way back machine at this link, including this:
      
      Setting aside all the titillation about the sapphic aspects of this story, the facts of the matter just scream “intelligence mole”.
      
      How does the child of two university professors [one of them deceased], who is single, never married, and living on a clerical salary, in one of the most expensive cities in America, afford to “never… wear the same outfit twice”?
      
      Much less purchase from the likes of Oscar de la Renta, Catherine Malandrino, Charles Nolan, Prada, and Marc Jacobs? Not to mention Yves Saint Laurent?
      
      How does the child of two university professors [one of them deceased], who is single, never married, and living on a clerical salary, in one of the most expensive cities in America, afford to buy her own “apartment in the vicinity of 12th and U streets”?
      
      What would such an apartment cost? $500,000? $750,000? $1,000,000?
      
      Where is she getting that kind of money? Who is the co-signor on her loan?
      
      And as bad as the financials of the Observer piece are, the psychological profile it paints is even worse:
      ——————–
      People get nervous & flighty & anxious in life when they CARE.
      
      People are unflappable when they DON’T CARE.
      
      Just from a purely psychological point of view, the fact that she seems to be unflappable within the confines of the biggest pressure cooker in American politics suggests to me that she doesn’t care about American politics – that, instead, she cares about something else – something other than American politics.
      
      And certainly the easiest way to not care about a set of circumstances in life is when you aren’t actually participating in those circumstances, but rather are merely ACTING THE PART of someone who is participating in those circumstances.
      
      The very fact that she spent 15 or 16 years in Saudi Arabia [from roughly the age of 2, until roughly the age of 18], and then showed up in the Clinton Whitehouse, as an intern, in 1996, at roughly the age of 21, is, in and of itself, a massive security breach.
      
      That she then spent another five years in the Clinton Whitehouse, and, for most of the last seven years, has been wedded at the hip to Mrs. Clinton, night and day [whether or not they are engaging in acts of sodomy], is an unthinkable compromise of national security.
      
      And even if it wasn’t an “unthinkable compromise of national security” on Monday, September 10, 2001, it damned sure became an unthinkable compromise of national security on Tuesday, September 11, 2001.
      
      As a thought experiment, reverse the roles, and suppose that Huma Abedin was a Jewish girl, with supermodel looks, and that her parents had left America when she was 2, and had emigrated to Israel [even though NEITHER of her parents had been born in Israel], and that her mother was an Israeli professor, and that her father had founded his own institute devoted to Israeli-American and interfaith understanding and reconciliation and published a journal focusing on Jewish minorities living in the diaspora.
      
      And suppose that she had worked her way into the Clinton Whitehouse, in 1996, at the age of 21 [after spending 15 or 16 of her formative years in Israel], and that she had become wedded at the hip to Mrs. Clinton, night and day, for the next 11 years.
      
      [We'll leave out the part about the 19 Jews - 15 of them from Israel - who hijacked a bunch of jetliners and flew them into the World Trade Center & the Pentagon, back in 2001.]
      
      And suppose that she was spending money way beyond her apparent station in life.
      
      And suppose that she was unflappable in pressure-cooker situtations.
      
      Now suppose all of those things, and then come to the logical conclusion.
      
      People would be screaming “Mossad” at the top of their lungs.
Michael Roberts says:

6/13/2011 at 8:52 pm

DW-S: My ass used to be this wide – when I was born. Now this is the size of my lower thigh. Your baby-momma ain’t got shit on me.

Pookie: Bet that white fat white ass looks fine, though.

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retire05 says:

6/13/2011 at 9:28 pm

no2liberals, it was mentioned the other day (in some article) that little Huma’s salary at State is $134,000/yr. Now I can tell you for a fact, $134K/yr won’t get you tony digs in D.C., or let you afford a De La Renta wedding dress, specially designed by the man himself, just for you. It won’t put you in Prada, or afford the [very] expensive handbags Huma is known to carry.

How does a girl, raised in a strick Wahbbist family, wind up in the Clinton administration just three years after hitting American shores? But here is the even more interesting facts:

as the Hillary/Huma rumors were beginning to be looked into (I am sure, spurred on by the Obama campaign), Anthony Weiner, thought to be a devout Jew, announces his engagement to Huma, who De La Renta said was a very devout Muslim. The rumors quieted down, but after a while when no date for a wedding was set, (this being after the election) up jumps A. Weiner and Huma and they tie the knot. When asked where they were going to honeymoon, reporters were told by Mr./Mrs. Weiner that there would be no honeymoon as they were both to busy with their jobs and were returning to work on Monday.

Yeah, nothing strange there at all.
Let me see if I have this right: an ugly man whose head is too big for his body, marries one of D.C.’s most beautiful women (not my opinion, I don’t think she is all that terrific looking) and there is no honeymoon? I mean, not even three days in the Poconos?

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- no2liberals says:
  
  6/13/2011 at 10:08 pm
  
  Maybe they had a Twittermoon?
  I don’t trust her, him or the Clintoons.
  At the time she bought her $700k apartment, it was believed she was only making $9,999 per year. I think the fact that A. Weiner is a nutjob, but was needed for his votes and his grenade throwing, and they wanted to draw attention away from Huma and Shrillary’s relationship, a marriage of convenience was arranged.
  I think they are both just opportunist and not to be trusted.
  Then there is also speculation that runs in a different direction.
  Did Weiner Secretly Convert to Islam to Marry a Muslim?
  
  Every Islamic scholar agrees that it is forbidden for a Muslim woman to marry a non-Muslim.
  
  I’ll believe she is pregnant when they televise the birth. I will believe A. Weiner is the father when and independent lab analyzes the DNA.
  
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Mishio says:

6/14/2011 at 7:57 am

“Hey, Barack. Let’s stage a photo that’ll compel conservatives to make lame attempts at humor in a pathetic attempt to fill up that black hole of emptiness that fills each and every one of them!”

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- retire05 says:
  
  6/14/2011 at 8:11 am
  
  Lame attempts at humor? Have you seen the size of Wasserman-Shultz’s thunder thighs? The jokes write themselves. What is it about liberals and their love for ugly women?
  
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- AMARIUS says:
  
  6/14/2011 at 8:11 am
  
  *poof the dumbass* Man, you have no life…how pathetic..hahahahaha…
  
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Anonymous says:

6/14/2011 at 11:16 am

http://goo.gl/V1HPQ

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- no2liberals says:
  
  6/14/2011 at 11:26 am
  
  The caption is hysterical.
  
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no2liberals says:

6/15/2011 at 4:24 am

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