Sep 142011
 

Above headline via The Washington Post.
Attack Wire

Help stop the attacks on the President before they start? Paranoid much, Obambi?

Heaven forbid we allow our citizens to practice the freedom of speech, or the right to criticize their government (especially when it sucks balls as much as Obama’s administration) without fear of being reported to that very government? By a brown-shirted boot-stepper in the new Obama citizen brigade? And what happens to those who are reported by Obama’s citizen snitch squad? IRS audits? Refusal to renew passports? Put on no-fly lists? Security clearances revoked?

And nowhere has the laughter been louder or more clever than it has been on the Tweeter #AttackWatch meme. William Jacobson has some of the best tweets compiled.

I especially like this one:

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Nice Deb and The Hill also are laughing at the Twitter backlash. And a huge h/t to Michelle Malkin for the link to this video mocking Attack Watch:

I’m glad it’s being as widely ridiculed as it is. But, despite all the laughter, I still think Attack Watch is one of the creepiest big-brother thins I’ve ever seen from our government. And that’s saying something:

Is there anybody (other than Obama and his boot lickers [yeah, I'm looking at you Ezra Klein]) who think this is a good idea?

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  13 Responses to “Attack Watch, new Obama campaign site to ‘fight smears,’ becomes laughing stock of the Internet”

  1. Actually, the worse that I saw was in 2008 when the St. Louis DA and County Atty threatened to prosecute people for “smearing” obammy.

  2. This is completely mock worthy, alright.
    To me, the funniest thing coming frown the Ass Clown In Chief is him asking supporters “if you love me, you got to help me pass this (jobs) bill.” What an hysterically pathetic plea for the adoration he requires.

    • It’s more pathetic than a high school senior begging his girlfriend for sex.

      I’ve been fucking with the site most of the day, copying and pasting stuff from Chuck Norris Facts.

    • Ouch that was painful. As Ace described it: “I haven’t seen a performance this bad since Matt Damon in The King’s Speech“.

    • The original Messiah, c. 30 AD: “If ye love me, keep my commandments.” (John 14:15, KJV)

      The new messiah: 2011 AD: “If you love me, you gotta help me pass this bill.”

      Now, all by itself, this doesn’t prove that BHO has a messiah complex. And, most of the time, it doesn’t bother me when politicians quote scripture.

      But this particular example kind of creeps me out, even more than the stuff BHO normally says. I am forced to wonder whether he has surrounded himself with sycophants for so long that he is starting to believe their toadying.

      • I’ll go you one better.
        “Moses to the children of Israel said, grab your shovels, mount your asses and camels and I’ll lead you to the promised land.
        Roosevelt said throw down your shovels, sit on your asses and light up a camel. this IS the promised land.

        Now Obama is going to STEAL your shovels, KICK your asses and raise the taxes on Camels[yet again? moy.] and has mortgaged the promised land to the hilt.”

        As they say in hebonics..weez be fucked.

  3. Freedom of Speech is Part of the Bill of Rights, i.e. Amendments to Our Constitution, so Why would Anyone think that any of the American way would matter to the Obamaites (Progressive Zombies)?

  4. I just went ahead & reported myself yesterday… I’m a white, Republican gun owner who is married to an Army Vet (Daughter of a Marine) PROUDLY living in Texas… What are the odds that I am NOT already on his “list”???

    • I got half a mind to go on that site and report myself as well. Gee what would I say about myself in this report? Hmmmm……….*finger snap* got it. Hello you wussy, brown shirt wearing goose stepping fucktards. I’m a white republican male, I cling to my god, my guns and god given right as an american to be free. I hate the federal government as is and think it needs to be returned to the time of our forefathers when the government was SMALL and our representatives were actually HONORABLE Men, with INTEGRITY. Something sadly pretty much all of our representatives today lack. It is my firmly held belief that most of our supposed representatives need to be strung up by the balls with rusty razor wire over a school of sharks in the middle of a feeding frenzy and be lowered inch by inch to be slowly ripped to pieces by animals I have more respect for than I do for the pols themselves.Frankly I’ve been saying that for years now, and suspect I’ve been on SOMEONES list for some time. Now having faithfully reported myself to you small minded, micro dicked, power hungry pussies..I leave you to your usual activities of repressing the oppressed, molesting small children humping dead animals. That is all.
      Have a Nice Day…
      Disrespectfully,
      Mr. Eat Shit and Die of Gangrene.

      • Oooops.. bad Sean..bad grammar.I should have put an ‘AND’ between
        ” molesting small children AND humping dead animals”….oh well..it’s the weekend so fuck it. I’m not going to beat myself up over it.

  5. Love the parodies!

  6. Attack Watch screams out “I’m a paranoid, microfiber thin skinned marxist muslim who’s failing miserably at trying to act presidential in any way shape or form……..”

    As for who could love him…..his mom (dead), his mom’s liberal parents who mostly raised him (dead),……who knows what lies in the head of the first banshee….that leaves his daughters who I’m sure must love him as a dad.
    Maybe, for their sake, being a dad is the one thing he doesn’t COMPLETELY SUCK at.
    I have wondered, though, what kind of liberal crap they’re being taught at the school they’re attending.
    You know it’s gotta be nauseating.

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