Poetic Irony Alert: Wounded Robber Flees, Dies in Funeral Home Parking Lot

An off-duty South Houston police officer stopped at a Citgo convenience store when an armed robber ran from the store and opened fire on the uniformed officer (the officer was in uniform because he had just finished up a part-time security job).

The officer, who was not injured in the fire fight, hit the fleeing thug who ran off before collapsing and dying in the parking lot of a funeral home.

Which is great on several accounts: 1) no need for an expensive trial and incarceration for this piece of shit thug, and 2) well…he died at a funeral home; one less trip for everybody.

Inside the store, two customers were shot by the robber — one in the stomach and one in the back. Both are in a hospital in critical condition. The clerk was not harmed.

Thankfully this happened in Houston. Had it happened in Austin, the dead thug’s degenerate family would have sued the city, and our worthless race-hustling city council would have given them three quarters of a million dollars of our tax money.

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If you don’t already have a CHL, go get one. And then carry everywhere you go where you are legally allowed to carry. Even if it’s just to a quick run to the convenience store; you never know where and when evil will attack.