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But, to be fair, those hundred thousand or so NASCAR fans probably hate her as much as she hates them.
What a blatant bunch of political pandering, though. NASCAR fans are the exact gun and Bible clinging people that the Obama’s hate. I doubt Queen Michelle has never even watched a NASCAR race in her entire miserable (at least until her husband was elected President) life. But now she’s going to be the Grand Marshall of the season-ending NASCAR Ford 400 on November 20, which is in Florida.
Which is a state that Obama desperately needs to carry.
The White House is dispatching Michelle Obama to serve as Grand Marshal of the Nov. 20 season-ending NASCAR Ford 400, a move that seems clearly designed to woo NASCAR voters while also burnishing the first lady’s credentials as a regular gal.
Mrs. Obama, who has incurred some bad publicity for taking luxurious jaunts to South Africa and Spain while often being photographed in expensive clothing and accoutrements, has lately been spotted shopping at Target and hanging out at the baseball park, attending the first game of the World Series.
The NASCAR appearance is billed as part of the first lady’s “Joining Forces” initiative for military families, and Mrs. Obama’s Joining Forces co-chair, “Second Lady” Dr. Jill Biden, will also serve as Grand Marshal.
The Ford 400 is held at Homestead-Miami Speedway in Homestead, Florida. Florida is perhaps the most critical presidential battleground state in the country.
The event is also a tribute to the families of the US Military. Also known as another group of citizens that Mee-chelle has absolutely no use for. Jeebus, but do I hate that bitch.
I wish, more than anything, that every single person in attendance boos until they’re blue in the face the moment Mee-chelle is introduced. If they also started throwing peanuts and cups of beer in her direction, I’d have no problems with that either.
I’m a huge NASCAR fan, but I won’t be watching this race.