Mar 192012
 

Totally stealing this video from Ace’s place:

After watching this video, two things are sadly obvious: 1) this woman gets to vote, and it counts the same as yours and mine (and do you have any doubt that she voted for Obama, if she remembered to vote at all?), and 2) her husband is a gigantic douche.

Anyhow…if you can make it to the end of that video, you’ve got a higher pain threshold than I do.

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  24 Responses to “Blonde Math Quiz: If you’re driving 80 MPH, how long does it take to travel 80 miles?”

  1. Here’s what I find even more disturbing:

    Gigantic douche shot all 4:35 minutes of this video while “driving” on a public roadway at 80mph.

    • Yeah…I was going to write that the most disturbing aspect of this video was that these two morons might someday procreate. But then I realized that he’s likely to end up in huge ball of flames when he runs off a cliff while filming his retarded wife while driving nearly 80 mph. Hopefully, when he does inevitably crash, no innocent bystanders or drivers are hurt, too.

      • There isn’t much between Logan and Boise to run into.

        • I AGREE….PEOPLE ARE MISSING THE POINT….ITS FUNNY…AND WHATS THE POINT OF BRINGING POLITICS INTO IT…

    • regardless if he was driving he was trying to make a point to his wife and she wasnt understanding it! i think that it was funny as hell and i think that she needs to go back to school and then she needs to take drivers ed again!!!

    • Hi. Gigantic douche here, I’m the guy filming. Chelsea voted Romney and is one semester away from graduating with a 4.0 from a top 50 university. And i’m still a gigantic douche.

  2. As well as being a huge douche, this guy is a bigger fucking moron than his wife.

  3. Waaauuw she does express your average very very well so she is obviously iq sister to Sarah Palin lol

    • Makes sense your name is “Europe”.
      Get back to writing your death row inmate, he cares more or should I say pretends to care more about your stupid comments.

  4. Oh Wow….as someone celebrating his 24th wedding anniversary today there is one thing I know for sure.

    Making your wife look stupid (even if she is) in any situation, but especially by posting a video on the Internet, is not the way to ensure long-term marital bliss.

  5. BBB, you are so right.
    However, I have to wonder if his wife can ever comprehend How she was being made a fool of.

    If she’s not a natural blonde, then the hair dye got in her brain.

    Some of his prompting reminded me of Jay Leno’s Jay Walking segments where Jay’s giving the person such an obvious hint it should smack them upside the head like a shovel…..and they Still can’t get it.

  6. Boy is moron, boy meets girl moron, boy moron gets girl to marry him because she is too dumb to see that he is a moron. Moron couple cannot figure out contraception without Federal help. This is how litters of Democrats get started……

  7. Oh !
    Happy 24th Anniversary, BBB !

    If I may, speaking as a female, I will give you a friendly tip for Next year since it will be your
    Silver Anniversary.
    Even if you have a very tight budget, at least give your wife a Sterling Silver heart pendant.
    Even at James Avery (for example) that shouldn’t run you more than $60.

  8. You know…unlike some of my facebook friends who could only sit through 30 seconds of this without wanting to do something bad…I sat through the whole thing. Can we string this dipshit up over a tank full of sharks in the middle of a bloodlust driven feeding frenzy? Save Darwin the trouble?

  9. I’m sorry, but that video is some funny shit.
    I watched the whole thing and dude was not only funny, he tried his hardest to explain a very simple concept to his wife.
    If I were that dude, I would run like Hell from that girl, her lack of reasoning is not going to get any better.

  10. He’s such an ass, she’s the only woman who would ever marry him. We can only hope they don’t have children…

  11. Dumb blonde jokes and our country’s math illiteracy aside, this guy is a jerk for making fun of her and putting it out on YouTube. Sure, he prob made some money but that was just cruel. And driving while he’s filming this? Real smart.

  12. 1) This video is reallly funny. 2) Her total cluelessness is a commentary on the appalling ineffectiveness of her (presumably public school) education. 3) This guy ought to be traced with facial recognition software and ticketed for driving in an unsafe manner, regardless of the speed. 4) In posting this video, the guy is in violation of what should have been in his wedding vows: it is an unloving thing to do, it does not honor her, it indicates that he does not cherish her, and (far from protecting her) it exposes her to hurtful comments). Her deficiency is one of intellect and/or education; his deficiency is the far more serious one of character. Although I can empathize with the temptation to record and post it; I trust I would have had the integrity to resist the temptation.

  13. Too bad the original poster knows nothing of the demographics of Utah. It is one of the most *Republican* states in the nation, second only to Wyoming, and that area of Utah is no exception. Odds are very strong she voted Republican. You should check your facts before making yourself look like a dumb-ass. :-) At least you got it right about the husband being a douche for embarrassing his wife.

  14. Omg! Omg…..she is serious? She is really slowly! He is awesome! Lol I would marry him!

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