Apr 152012
My lovely wife and I are about 2 weeks away from our first child making his world-wide debut. So I spent the day getting his baby stroller ready for his arrival:
One can never be too careful...
I’m thinking I might ought add a quick draw holster behind the seat with a high-capacity .45 ACP.
Just in case.
The most awesome thing about this stroller? Here in Texas, this rig is completely legal (provided their unloaded). Mom can jog the Lady Bird Lake trails, I can roll it right into the state Capitol building downtown (even bypassing the metal detectors at the doors, thank you very much CHL).
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Congratulations. Did you really “accessorize” that stroller? It will make lefty head’s explode.
Two weeks…DANG!
In about 14 days your life is going to change forever…and in a very positive way.
Love the stroller. Reminds me of the stroller in Shogun Assassin, only without the blades.
Robbie–Do you live in East Austin near the late Bradley or something?
Robbie? Congratulations but in your hehem..’improving’ of the stroller you forgot to leave room for the really important part…your newborn child. I know..”details….details…”
Hey, that’s a cool stroller !
Congratulations….and I hope all goes smoothly when all hell breaks loose….Heh, ..I mean water.
Well, everyone knows how hectic everything can become once that happens !
Oh, and J. and his brother were both 2 weeks late when born….so relax for now.
Please, please, please be sure to get your baby a toy gun as soon as he/she is old enough to hold it. If you really want to see lie-beral’s heads explode, push your baby in that stroller while the baby holds a toy gun.
The looks on the lie-beral’s faces will just be priceless!!!
Congratulations!!!
Brilliant !
You’re never too young (or too old) for a toy water gun !
Get that trigger finger trained……
Oops….too much ?
I, and my in-laws, tried to teach my nephew (their grandchild) these lines when he was starting to talk:
Lock and Load
Fire in the Hole ! – (caution: they might yell this in a Mexican Restaurant – naturally this would be among those we succeeded at)
Full Metal Jacket
Fire at Will
Incoming !
Smith & Wesson
Glock
Uzi
…and more
You get the idea.
Back blast area clear!
Where are the sippy cup holders?
i miss living in texas. it was so nice knowing you could own pretty much any weapon shy of a nuclear warhead and not be considered a fringe member of society. now i live in california, where owning a stun gun for personal safety gets you dirty looks, knife laws are written by the mentally unsound, and if you fight off a mugger in self defense there’s an 80% chance you’ll be arrested for assault. best wishes to you and your new bundle of joy, may he/she be able to take the wings off a fly at 200 yds. by age 3.