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Headline of the Day: Zoo Caretaker Licks Monkey’s Butt To Help It Defecate

Uh...no.
Yeah…so there’s that. And you thought you had bad days at work…
Via China Smack:
Yesterday, Wuhan Zoo Monkey caretaker Zhang Bangsheng unbelievably used his tongue to lick a small monkey’s butt!
50-year-old Zhang Bangsheng used warm water to clean a small Francois’ Leaf Monkey’s buttocks, then began using his mouth to lick it, not stopping for over an hour, until the little monkey defecated a single peanut. Only after the peanut was defecated did Zhang Bangsheng laugh with satisfaction.
On the first day of the “May 1st” short holiday, Zhang Bangsheng let the small Francois langur enter the monkey exhibit for the first time to meet visitors so it can see more of the world. The next day, Old Zhang discovered that the little monkey had indigestion and difficulty defecating, and immediately became worried. Seeing peanut shells on the ground, Old Zhang immediately understood that visitors had definitely tossed peanuts to the small monkey, and the toothless monkey swallowed the peanut whole. If it does not quickly defecate it, it would endanger the little monkey’s life.
Because the monkey is too small, it wasn’t suitable to use medicine to let it defecate. The only way was to lick its butt, to prompt it to defecate the peanut, and so the scene at the start of this article occurred.
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I’ve seen videos where a caretaker uses a warm wet gauze sponge wrapped around their finger to simulate a mother licking their young. It works fine.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkeSSdwbnPg
Talk about going above and beyond for your job! Gross!
Or as the Asthma-Hound Chihuahua would say “Stimpy, you Seeek little monkey!”
This is wrong on so many levels…
*facepalm*
Well, that’s not the only sick thing to come out of China.
I can’t think of anything more depraved and criminal than this.
I can’t even wrap my head around any human coming up with this sick shit to start with.
Warning: Criminal and cannibalistic (we’re not talking placenta here):
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2140702/South-Korea-customs-officials-thousands-pills-filled-powdered-human-baby-flesh.html
Since the DailyMail is too close to an Enquirer type, here’s another source:
http://sanfrancisco.ibtimes.com/articles/193371/20110805/china-dead-baby-pill-stamina-booster-cannibal-placenta.htm