Jun 012012
 
Come and Take my Big Gulp

First they came for the Slurpees, and I said nothing...

Or, as most would argue rightly , the total lack of logic…

Mayor Bloomberg has decided that the 8 million children living under his care and guidance in NY City need his parental love — in the from of a new nanny-state law — to prevent them from making poor life choices. In this case, Mayor Bloomberg wants to pass a law preventing the sale of soda in any size larger than 16 ounces.

I don’t even drink much soda (except for a splash of 7-up in my whiskey), but I’ll be damned if I’ll sit by and not mock this kind of bullshit nannyism.

But anyway…according to Bloomberg…common people cannot be trusted to make decisions about how much cola to buy (or not buy). And thus the government must step in and make this decision for them.

McDonald’s fired back immediately in a succinct tweet (is there any other kind?):

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Bloomberg tried to defend his logic and hypocrisy:

He also claimed he’s not being hypocritical by also supporting National Doughnut Day, which is today.

“It doesn’t sound ridiculous,” Bloomberg said. “One doughnut is not going to hurt you. In moderation most things are OK.

And the government will tell you what those things are and then define moderation for you, too.

According to Liberal Logic:

  • If drugs were only legal, then we wouldn’t have people abusing drugs. But Big Gulps are being abused because they are legal, and if we’d only make them illegal, people would quit abusing them.
  • Abortions are a choice left up to individuals to make on their own. But most folks are simply too stupid to make their own choices as to drinking Big Gulps. Today I have heard the left defend a right to gendercide but not to a Big Gulp.
  • Liberals don’t want a 14 year old kid to make a life-altering, huge mistake (buying a 20 oz soda pop), but encourage and support that same kid getting an abortion without parental knowledge or permission.

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Liberalism is indeed a mental disorder.

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  6 Responses to “Mayor Michael Bloomberg: The Nanny State and Liberal Logic”

  1. What about the 60 – 70% of people that are not obese? Is this part of the shared sacrifice Obama talks about? It is absolutely amazing the number of people who will not see this as a freedom or personal liberty issue. Have we really become this dumb.

    The sad part is those who will willingly give up their freedom don’t care a rats ass about mine.

    The Daily Account

  2. The “war on soda” the absolute best yet nanny state example of liberal dis-ingenuous bullshit.
    Soda kills people not stupid, yeah right. Bloomberg has a first class seat on the ark full of skittle shitting unicorns, right next to Obama.

    • This is the right answer.

      And there will be more to come: McDonald’s Big Mac will be legislatively-forced to become 1 all-beef patty, special (lite and fat free) sauce, lettuce, and no-cheese…

      Parents will NOT be allowed to pack their own children’s lunch for school. Instead Government appointed “nutritional” experts will oversee your child’s school meals (at a cost 10 fold to all tax payers).

      • On the national level gov’t level that’s true. It doesn’t float at the state or city level though. Bloomberg has been pulling this shit for years. got them to ban tranfats use in restaurants. hipeefucking hooray. Then made restaurants post calorie counts. Then last year he went after[or rather one of his assfucking buddies did] SALT use in restaurants. Everybody went “are you out of your tiny fucking minds!?” and it was dropped. It’s NYC people what the fuck do you expect from a MASSIVE liberal bastion of fucktardedness?!!!
        Seriously? that anyone with more than 8 functional brain cells to rub together is stunned by this kind of stupidity out of NYC is annoying. The fact that anyone in NYC is stunned by this is enraging. For the latter all I can say it “YOU FUCKWITS PUT THESE PEOPLE IN POWER. CONGRATULATIONS, YOU GOT THE GODDAMN GOVERNMENT YOU WANTED. STOP WHINING LIKE A BUNCH OF PUSSIES AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOUR OWN FUCKING STUPIDITY!”

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