Is there any way in the world that there are NOT drugs involved with this story?
Mom found naked and eating ice cream in Houston drug store after leaving kids in wrecked car fxn.ws/MKEzcd
— Fox News (@FoxNews) June 19, 2012
HOUSTON – A mom was found naked and eating ice cream in a Houston drug store after leaving her three children alone in a car when she crashed it.
Stephanie Dillard, 34, was charged with endangering a child after her vehicle collided with a METRO bus on Friday, KPRC reported.
Her three children — ages 5, 12 and 16 — suffered minor injuries and were shaken up after the crash.
Detectives said Dillard got out of the car after the collision and walked away. She then went to a nearby CVS store and began to undress as she ate ice cream.The children were given to a grandmother after Dillard was arrested. She is being held at Harris County Jail on a $2,000 bond.
But where the hell did she get the ice cream? Did she somehow manage not to drop her double-dip cone from Baskin Robbins during the wreck, and then took it with her into the drug store? Or did she grab a pint of Blue Bell Homemade Vanilla from the freezer section of the drug store before stripping down? Or…even more disturbing…did she strip naked and then go to a register and buy an ice cream sandwich?
Journalism is dead.
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I’m gonna guess she went over to the freezer section, stripped and grabbed a pint out of the freezer. Oh and care to guess her “race”?
I’ll give you 3 guesses.
Does it rhyme with snack (as in what she tried to steal) or crack (which she may have been on doing what she did)?
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I thought so. (Actually I read the article before posting so I already knew)
And I noticed that (in what appears to be a pattern in these cases) the children were given to their grandmother (translated: no known whereabouts of baby daddy/daddies).