Walked into our break room at work yesterday afternoon, and somebody had accidentally left one of the televisions on CNN (they’re usually either on Fox News or ESPN at our office) and saw this panel talking about something — not sure, think it might have been Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer’s decision to terminate her company’s telecommuting policy and forcing employees to actually — gasp — come into the office to work:
Anyway…I don’t care about Yahoo, I don’t care about Ms. Mayer, I don’t care about Yahoo’s policies, and I certainly don’t care about these yahoos at CNN. I only snapped this picture and wrote this post for one reason: to mock the hell out of that effeminate nancy boy in the upper-right corner.
Son — if you’re going to grow a beard, then grow a fucking beard. A beard is manly thing (especially a good combat beard). If that’s the best you can do, then don’t. You look like a rat. A dirty, homeless, testosterone-deficient rat.
Damned shame of it that he’s been trying to grow those pubes on his face for more than a year and he thinks it looks good on him.
You call that a beard, boy? This is a beard: