Time to back away from the plastic surgery, crazy cat lady…
So, Ashley Judd wants to run for the US Senate from her home state of Kentucky Tennessee?
Oh, God…please, please, please let this happen. That woman is ten kinds of batshit crazy, and watching her campaign would be more fun than watching drunk monkeys throwing feces at Nancy Pelosi.
Exactly what kind of crazy is Judd? This kind of crazy:
Via ABC News: “Ashley Judd Keeps a ‘Psychological Support’ Dog to Help Deal With Her Depression”
Read this and tell me Judd will survive a full-on campaign. Just …. come on, people. abcnews.go.com/blogs/entertai…
— Joshua Treviño (@jstrevino) February 16, 2013
“During filming the interview with ‘Nightline,’ Judd insisted that her two dogs, including Shug, and five cats be on set.” FIVE CATS.
— Joshua Treviño (@jstrevino) February 16, 2013
Nope, the stress and scrutiny of a national campaign would’t cause her to go full retard (and as Robert Downy, Jr. said, “Everybody knows you never go full retard.”). But that’s what would happen. And I’d pay money for a front row seat at that carnival.
Remember…a long, long time ago, when she was sort of sexy in that slutty hillbilly way? Yeah…well…apparently she uses the same Plastic Surgeon as Bruce Jenner, and signed up for the full menu of surgeries.
But crazy hasn’t really been a deterrent to being elected as as Democrat — one need look no farther than the recent election of Elizabeth Warren to the US Senate. So, we ask, would she really have a shot at being elected?
The NYT buries its lede way down at the end, with two of three Kentuckians quoted saying Judd is to their left: nytimes.com/2013/02/16/us/…
— Joshua Treviño (@jstrevino) February 16, 2013
That’s a mortally wounded candidacy from the start: but expect national media to be bedazzled by the Hollywood sheen to its inevitable end.
— Joshua Treviño (@jstrevino) February 16, 2013
Probably not. But…as a blogger looking for easy stories and Democrats to mock, this would be comedy gold.
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MORE (via the Daily Caller): Ashley Judd’s biggest problem: Her history of bizarre comments
Like:
She has spoken out against having kids, saying it is “unconscionable to breed” while there are so many starving children in the world.
She has criticized the tradition of fathers “giving away” their daughters at weddings, calling that practice “a common vestige of male dominion over a woman’s reproductive status.”
And then there’s this:
Ashley Judd a Sporadic Voter, According to Records: Actress Ashley Judd is active in Democratic politics, but … bit.ly/V2CZMv
— National Review (@NROcorner) February 25, 2013
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If she ran in Tennessee she would get her head handed to her.
But in Kentucky she may be the most popular celebrity in the state. Al Franken had to have “help” to win his seat; Judd would not need any such help.
Democrats will vote for anything. The only thing that gives them occasional pause is a quibble over ‘yellow’ vs. ‘blue’.
“…watching drunk monkeys throwing feces at Nancy Pelosi.”
Doesn’t that pretty much describe Washington already?
ASHLEY JUDD IS ABOUT AS QUALIFIED AS MY DOG WOULD BE.SHE HAS WAY TOO MANY SKELETONS
IN HER CLOSET. TELL BESHEAR AND YARMOUTH ,BRING IT ON.
GO,GO Ashley kick mitch’s ass and as for the preceeding comments ie, facelift and mental health you republicans really don’t want to go there! When you had a primary of retards. You all jumped onboard with mitt when you got done saying anything but mitt. but in the republican party its not who, its how much!
you will lose the house, then we can get back to the people’s business…
PS: democrats have always brought us back from the mess the republicans always cause and that’s a fact!