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If you root for the Mexican soccer team over the US Soccer team when those two countries are playing here in the United States, you have to go back to Mexico with the team when they leave.

Idiots on the Road

Posted by Robbie Cooper on November 21st, 2007 | Trackback

Knowing I’ll be out there on my bike today while 4 gazillion people are trying to get to their Turkey Day destinations, I wanted to take this time to rant about the drivers who most irritate me as an everyday biker.

If I Were the Election Law Czar

Posted by Robbie Cooper on November 9th, 2007 | Trackback

If I didn’t show up to important meetings as regularly as these Presidential-hopeful Senators do — I’d be fired. Especially if my boss found out that the reason I was absent was that I was out trying to get another job.

11-year Old Boy Killed by Family Pit Bull

Posted by Robbie Cooper on November 7th, 2007 | Trackback

People who have children should never own pit bulls. If you do, and that dog ends up killing or maiming your child, then you should be brought up on felony child endangerment charges.