Mar 132013
 

There is simply nothing not awesome about this video of Billy Joel giving a young man a “moment of a lifetime” during a speech at Vanderbilt University.

Well done, Billy Joel. And bravo Mr. Michael Pollack for the perfect piano accompaniment. It’s really nice to see a celebrity acting graciously to their young fans, when all too often they’re condescending and rude pricks.

Oh, and Billy Joel? Still has it.

Feb 252013
 
Ashley Judd used to be pretty

Time to back away from the plastic surgery, crazy cat lady…

So, Ashley Judd wants to run for the US Senate from her home state of Kentucky Tennessee?

Oh, God…please, please, please let this happen. That woman is ten kinds of batshit crazy, and watching her campaign would be more fun than watching drunk monkeys throwing feces at Nancy Pelosi.

Exactly what kind of crazy is Judd? This kind of crazy:

Via ABC News: “Ashley Judd Keeps a ‘Psychological Support’ Dog to Help Deal With Her Depression”

Nope, the stress and scrutiny of a national campaign would’t cause her to go full retard (and as Robert Downy, Jr. said, “Everybody knows you never go full retard.”). But that’s what would happen. And I’d pay money for a front row seat at that carnival.

Remember…a long, long time ago, when she was sort of sexy in that slutty hillbilly way? Yeah…well…apparently she uses the same Plastic Surgeon as Bruce Jenner, and signed up for the full menu of surgeries.

But crazy hasn’t really been a deterrent to being elected as as Democrat — one need look no farther than the recent election of Elizabeth Warren to the US Senate. So, we ask, would she really have a shot at being elected?

Probably not. But…as a blogger looking for easy stories and Democrats to mock, this would be comedy gold.

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MORE (via the Daily Caller): Ashley Judd’s biggest problem: Her history of bizarre comments

Like:

She has spoken out against having kids, saying it is “unconscionable to breed” while there are so many starving children in the world.

She has criticized the tradition of fathers “giving away” their daughters at weddings, calling that practice “a common vestige of male dominion over a woman’s reproductive status.”

And then there’s this:

Feb 082013
 

…all while Obama has to painfully sit there and take it, with barely a smile on his face.

If you have not yet watched this 26 minute keynote speech at yesterday’s National Prayer Breakfast by Dr. Ben Watson, an American neurosurgeon and the Director of Pediatric Neurosurgery at Johns Hopkins Hospital, do yourself a favor and go watch it now (video and transcription via C-SPAN):

What a remarkable man.

I would trade the entirety of our national “leadership” for this man. But, alas, he likely had too much integrity, honesty, and intelligence to have a career in politics. Besides, the man is a gifted pediatric surgeon who had done more to benefit mankind than any single politician in the history of the world.

During this speech — one in which Barry, Moo-chelle, and Crazy Uncle Joe are forced to sit and listen to a man ridicule their very core beliefs in big government — I imagined that Obama sat there stewing while simultaneously wondering, “How the hell is he doing this without a teleprompter?”

But sit there and take it is exactly what Obama had to do, while Dr. Carson made the moral case for smaller government, the flat tax, and a healthcare system that put healthcare in the hands of the people, rather than in the hands of government bureaucracy. He chided Obama for the deficit and our national debt. And all Obama could do was sit there and shoot arrows from his eyes at the good Dr.

Healthcare

Obama believes in a universal, single-payer healthcare system run by a corrupt and incompetent government. Dr. Carson — who might know a thing or two more about healthcare than Obama and the entirety of a Congress who didn’t even read the behemoth Affordable Health Care act — believes that it is the individual who should be responsible for their own healthcare decisions:

Here’s my solution: When a person is born, give him a birth certificate, an electronic medical record, and a health savings account to which money can be contributed — pretax — from the time you’re born ’til the time you die. When you die, you can pass it on to your family members, so that when you’re 85 years old and you got six diseases, you’re not trying to spend up everything. You’re happy to pass it on and there’s nobody talking about death panels.

Number one. And also, for the people who were indigent who don’t have any money we can make contributions to their HSA each month because we already have this huge pot of money. Instead of sending it to some bureaucracy, let’s put it in their HSAs. Now they have some control over their own health care.

In just two short paragraphs, Dr. Carson came up with a healthcare program that would actually work and makes sense. But does nothing to grow the size of government nor people’s reliance on that government.

Taxation

Obama and his minions on the Left believe in a progressive tax scheme that punishes wealth and success and rewards failure (and, no matter how you look at it, poverty is a failure on every level). Dr. Carson openly chided this re-distributive ideology as immoral:

What about our taxation system?

So complex, there is no one who can possibly comply with every jot and tittle — if I wanted to get you or you [points to audience members] I could get you on a tax issue. That doesn’t make any sense.

What we need to do is come up with something simple. And when I pick up my Bible, do you know what I see? I see the fairest individual in the universe, God, and he has given us a system: it is called tithes.

Now we don’t necessarily have to do 10%, but its a principle. God didn’t say, “If your crops failed, don’t give me any tithes.” He didn’t say, “Have a bumper crop? Give me triple.”

So there must be something inherently fair about proportionality.

You make $10 billion? You put in $1 billion. You make $10 you put in $1. Of course, you got to get rid of the loopholes.

But, now some people say, “That’s not fair, because it doesn’t hurt the guy who made $10 billion as much as the guy who made $10.”

Where does it say you have to hurt the guy? He just put a billion dollars in the pot; we don’t need to hurt him.

This is exactly the opposite of what Obama and the socialist left believe. They do believe that we should “hurt” the evil one percenters every bit as much as they don’t believe that everybody should have at least some skin in the game.

If I were Dr. Carson, I might want to start keeping an eye out for drones flying above me…

Go watch the entire thing.

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OTHERS blogging about this speech:

The Blaze:

The speech took an interesting turn when the doctor cautioned that moral decay and fiscal irresponsibility can have dire consequences — even for powerful countries like America. Here, he became even more pointed and impassioned.

“I think particularly about ancient Rome. Very powerful — nobody could even challenge them militarily…they destroyed themselves from within,” Carson continued. “Moral decay. Fiscal irresponsibility.”

Babalu Blog:

In under a half hour this learned and accomplished man said more and made more solid sense than Obama has in his entire adult life building for himself a political career. Dr. Carson knows what this nation was built on. He knows how this nation is supposed to run. He knows how the people of this nation are supposed to be a part of it. And he makes no apologies or excuses for his bluntness that these key things are not being done and that is why we are failing. He even says political correctness is a major problem in this country. You cannot help but feel and know Dr. Carson’s words and parables were aimed at Obama and at the Washington D.C. elected class on both sides of the aisle.

Dec 302012
 

Found this video at Vulture under the title “Watch a Mash-Up of Celebrities Demanding Gun Control (in Real Life) Gratuitously Using Guns (Onscreen).”

If anyone is moved by their acting concerned for the well being of anyone other than themselves, they should either get fixed so they can no longer contaminate the gene pool or sit in a nice warm bath and exsanguinate.

Dec 182012
 

I admit it, I’m a fan of The Voice, the singing competition with judges Blake Shelton, Celo Green, Adam Levine, and Christina Aguilera.

I like music. And would rather listen to it on television than watch most shows. And the talent on this show always blows away anything else you might hear on American Idol or the X-Factor. I’m also a fan of the musical talents of all four judges (though not as much Adam Levine as the others). I also enjoy it because, for the most part, it’s almost completely apolitical; not getting blasted with a bunch of Left-wing sanctimony or Conservative bashing, which you get enough of by watching just about anything else on television.

Hell, thanks to Bob Costas, you can’t even watch sports anymore without a bunch of Liberals ruining the program.

When the The Voice started last night and I heard the opening chords of one of my favorite songs of all time, Hallelujah (written by Leonard Cohen, though my favorite versions are those by Jeff Buckley and Brandi Carlile), and Blake Shelton started singing,

I’ve heard there was a secret chord
That David played, and it pleased the Lord
But you don’t really care for music, do you?

…and saw the judges and contestants each holding a simple name card with the name and age of the victims of Sandy Hook Elementary, I was almost immediately moved to tears. Such is the power of music to evoke emotion. Here’s the video in case you missed it last night:

Dec 112012
 

And this, folks, is the beauty and genius of Matt Drudge.

It’s not just the headlines and the scoops. But it’s often in the careful and deliberate groupings of headlines. Or the placement of a headline above or under a seemingly-unrelated image. Like this one:
Drudge compares Barbara Streisand to a beached whale

Brilliant!

*This is a few days old, but I’ve been busy and unable to blog.

Nov 022012
 

I’m a huge country music fan. Yeah…I know, big shocker, huh? There simply isn’t a group of “celebrities” who seem to openly and unapologetically love their country more than these folks.

So of course I watched last night’s Country Music Association (CMA) Awards show, which is much more a giant concert of my favorite singers than it is an awards show. And last night was 3 hours of the best television I’ve watched since…well, since watching Romney dismantle a hapless Obama in their first Presidential debate in Denver.

I’ve been a big fan of Blake Shelton and his wife, Miranda Lambert, for quite some time. So it was nice to see them have one helluva big night at the CMAs last night, to include:

  • Entertainer of the Year (Blake)
  • Female Vocalist of the Year (Miranda)
  • Male Vocalist of the Year (Blake)
  • Song of the Year (“Over You”, written by Blake and Miranda, performed by Miranda)

Perhaps the best moment of the night was when Blake and Miranda took the stage to accept their award for Best Song:

I’ve heard this song dozens of times, but never knew the story behind it. No wonder Miranda was moved to tears.

Here’s the full video for “Over You”, if you’ve never heard the song before:

Also a good moment, and one Liberals would have hated, was when Little Big Town accepted their award for Vocal Group of the Year. Kathryn Jean Lopez, who was also live tweeting the awards last night, caught it, too:

Yep…Little Big Town’s enthusiastic acceptance was full of praise for our Lord and Savior. And when they asked the audience to “stand for Jesus,” well, the entire audience was up on their feet.

Oct 042012
 

Not that I can blame Hillary…but then again…that’s because I’m a straight dude who appreciates a nice rack. And Christina Aguilera most definitely has a smoking hot rack. Why else do you think I watch The Voice?

Hillary checking out Christine Aguilera's tits

Every single guy out there knows that Hillary is checking out (and enjoying) Christine’s rack. Now way to spin that any other way.

But of course, haven’t we all pretty much always assumed this about Hillary?

h/t to the Daily Caller.

Sep 232012
 

mark of the beast

I had heard about this latest gimmick to show support for Øbama, by writing a message on the right hand and placing that hand over the heart from this article a few days ago.

I thought it was creepy, but didn’t fully comprehend just exactly how creepy it truly was.

Then I came across this blog post, An Obama Revelation: Supporters Marking Their Right Hands:

Of course, for those who are not part of the Obama cult, such actions, as well as the very request, are creepy. The act seems more an expression of quasi-religious adoration of and not just political support for Obama. But for one who has read the New Testament closely, the actions are much more ominous.

I recently taught the book of Revelation to a local church Sunday School. In Revelation 13:16-17, the Beast requires all to receive a mark on their foreheads or their right hands in order to buy and sell. The mark is the number of the beast, 666, based on the numerical value of the beast’s name.

While the author doesn’t believe Øbama is The Beast, he is getting the job done until the real one gets here and is at least as creepy.

Aug 312012
 

UPDATE (Sept 03, 2012) — After nearly more than a week of silence, Nickelodeon is finally responding to the Jason Biggs scandal. I’m guessing they were hoping that this wouldn’t gain any traction and would quickly blow over. But with Sears and Kmart (two big Nickelodeon advertisers) condemning Biggs, and with this not going away anytime soon, hopefully Nickelodeon will do the right thing and fire Biggs. Today.

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What the hell is a Jason Biggs, and why the hell is anybody paying attention to what it says?

Hold on a minute, let me go Google “Jason Biggs” to see what it is and whether or not I should care…

Ah…I’m still only vaguely sure of what it…or he(?) is…apparently is something a lot like a Sarah Silverman, except somewhat less masculine.

According to IMDB, he’s a has-been b-list actor who can now only find work doing cartoon turtle voices. Say — wasn’t Sarah Silverman last seen also paying the bills hiding her grotesque face behind cartoon voices, too?

So I guess the reason Biggs has made an appearance in my timeline and inbox this morning is because he has revealed himself to be an intolerant, anti-Christian misogynist while attempting to live Tweet the Republican National Convention. In other words, a typical Leftist:

https://twitter.com/JasonBiggs/statuses/241371504246415361

https://twitter.com/JasonBiggs/statuses/241365319271211008

https://twitter.com/JasonBiggs/statuses/241373367792443394

With that kind of disdain for women, is it any wonder that Biggs is still more likely to score with a hot pie than with a woman?

In the real world where I live, in this small central Texas rural hill country town, if Jason pulled up a bar stool at our local joint and said the exact same thing to about the wife of the guy sitting next to him at the bar — he’d be eating his teeth. But of course we all know that Jason, being a typical Leftist, isn’t actually a man who would ever insult a real man to his face.

If you’re a parent who is disgusted about a foul, vile misogynist like this being on a children’t TV program (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), contact the powers that be at Nickelodeon and let them know how you feel. Then find out who the sponsors of that show are and contact them, too.

Oh, and Jason…let me know if you’d ever like to meet for a beer, tough guy.