With very few exceptions, Hollywood is a cesspool of degeneracy and immorality. If the entire industry were set ablaze and burned to the ground today, I would open a bottle of fine single malt and toast their demise.
In addition to their immorality and degeneracy, Hollywood is also filled with some of the greatest intellectual midgets and cowards you’ll find anywhere outside of Congress.
Take for example, just this week, Matt Damon, Alec Baldwin, and Tom Cruise.
First, you have Matt Damon — the “school-choice-for-me-but-not-for-thee” public school advocate. Who, you guessed it, sends his kid to a private school on one hand, while demonizing those who wish they could also send their children to private school instead of the colossal clusterfuck of failure that is public school in America.
Anyway, enough of his hypocrisy. Let’s take a look at his amazing idiocy. During an interview, he opened his girly mouth and said this:
Although I’d eat my shoe if he [Jeb Bush] could name a Bush that ever even walked into a public school, but that’s another story.
I hope he likes leather. Because pretty much EVERY Bush went to public school. The Bush Twins? Yep…public high school (Austin High School) while their dad was Governor of Texas. Then went to the very public University of Texas. Laura Bush was a public school librarian. Jeb and George both went to public elementary schools.
Then, of course there’s Alec Baldwin — who is trying to steal the title of Angry Clown from Al Franken — who, once again, is being suspended from his “news” show on MSNBC for, once again, using gay slurs against reporters who are asking him questions about his previous use of gay slurs.
My favorite part of this story — other than the possibility that the 7 viewers of his show will have to find something else to do on a Friday night — is the reporter whom Alec assaulted challenging Baldwin to a charity boxing match with proceeds going to GLAAD. I wouldn’t accept Baldwin to accept — because like most Liberals, he’s a pathetic coward.
And, speaking of cowards, there’s Tom Cruise, who — when not busy trying to brainwash his wife into staying in their cult church — is making one of the dumbest statements ever uttered by Hollywood, claiming that his job is harder than that of a soldier fighting in Afghanistan.
No. Seriously. He thinks having a team of personal assistance who bring him hot pumpkin spice lattes on set while he makes 10s of millions of dollars to recite lines written by someone else is harder than making minimum wage, while running around in a foreign land with an 80 lb ruck for months at a time, eating MREs, and hoping today is not the day you step on a mine or get hit by an IED.
I hope a recently returned from Afghanistan Marine, who lost half his platoon in that third-world dust bowl, beats the shit out of Tom Cruise (and is then found not guilty because of his PTSD).