Corsha Beasley — Beats Down Police Horse
Posted by Robbie Cooper on June 24th, 2008 | TrackbackIf the horse had turned around and kicked her square in the teeth, I would have been just fine with that.
Archive for the 'Stupid News' Category
The AP is Run by a Bunch of Idiots
Posted by Robbie Cooper on June 18th, 2008 | TrackbackThe AP has decided that they don’t like blog links and increased traffic — thus charging blogs $2.50 per word to quote or excerpt their articles.
Barry Obama to Female Reporter: Hold on a Second, Sweetie
Posted by Robbie Cooper on May 15th, 2008 | TrackbackNow, imagine if every time a black male news reporter asked Hillary or Sen. McCain a question, and they brushed him off with, “Hold on one second, boy…”
Boulder Police too High to Ticket Any One of Thousands of Dope Smoking Students
Posted by Robbie Cooper on April 21st, 2008 | TrackbackOutstanding logic, Chief. Since it’s “too big” the police decided to do nothing. Brilliant law-enforcement tactics. They should apply this to everything — then they wouldn’t actually have to solve or prevent any crimes ever again.
Vladimir Putin Leaves Wife for 24-year Old Russian Gymnast
Posted by Robbie Cooper on April 17th, 2008 | TrackbackI’m sure it has nothing to do with the circus-like freak sex. I’m sure Vladi really, really loves her.
BREAKING — Sen. Robert Byrd Doesn’t Die During 2-Hour Meeting
Posted by Robbie Cooper on April 17th, 2008 | TrackbackThat West Virginians keep voting this guy back into office long after he’s pretty close to brain-dead doesn’t do much to squash stereotypes about the intellect of the denizens of the Mountain State.
Obama Thumbs Nose at Cheesesteak, Opts for Fancy Foreign Ham Instead
Posted by Robbie Cooper on April 4th, 2008 | TrackbackWhile visiting an Italian market yesterday, he thumbed his nose at the traditional cheesesteak and instead opted for the $100/lb fancy foreign ham.
So What if Obama Can’t Bowl. At all.
Posted by Robbie Cooper on April 1st, 2008 | TrackbackThough I would have thought that using a black bowling bowl to knock down all those tall and established white bowling pins would have really appealed to his ideology and world view.
Gen. David Petraeus: Man of Honor. Oliver Willis: Man of All You Can Eat Buffets
Posted by Robbie Cooper on March 25th, 2008 | TrackbackNow, Gen. Petraeus doesn’t need me to defend him from attacks from somebody like Ollie Willis, but that’s the thing about being in such a band of brother — you always have each other’s six. Always.
Dina, Jim, and Teddy — A Little Friday Night Special Three Way Action?
Posted by Robbie Cooper on March 17th, 2008 | TrackbackMore of a marriage-enhancing sexual aid, really, since Teddy Pedersen claims that his presence in the McGreevey bedroom as part of some consensual three-way-action was to help get Jim “motivated” for Dina.
Eliot Spitzer — This is Only Going to Get Uglier
Posted by Robbie Cooper on March 11th, 2008 | TrackbackI had a feeling that this whole Eliot Spitzer deal was going to get a whole lot uglier before it’s over with — once you start shining a flash light in dark crevices, the roaches usually start pouring out.
Is Franklin Schneider the Worst Excuse for a Man in the Country?
Posted by Robbie Cooper on March 10th, 2008 | TrackbackI hope that the next time he is forced to try to find anther job to feed or shelter himself, I hope his next potential-employer Google’s his name and reads this rant. And then doesn’t hire him. I hope he ends up on the streets. And I hope he gets beat and robbed by every other homeless guy out there.
Carmen Kontur-Gronquist Stripped of Job for MySpace Pics
Posted by Robbie Cooper on February 27th, 2008 | TrackbackKontur-Gronquist should pack her bags and move to Austin, where fit, attractive, smart women are appreciated. And where a politician posing in her underwear has already been done to death by some of our male candidates for office.
Condensing Michelle Obama’s Words
Posted by Robbie Cooper on February 22nd, 2008 | TrackbackHey, if Michelle said that every woman she knows is struggling to keep her head above water, and she knows Oprah, then surly Oprah is struggling day-to-day, too. Poor Oprah.
