The sad thing is that this business owner, when he eventually goes out of business, will expect the Democrat-led government to bail him out and save him from his own stupidity.
Via Power Line who writes:
What is extraordinary is not just that a business owner would put up a sign that is a) obscene and b) political, but one that would infuriate roughly half of the potential customers who see it. Such is the level of craziness to which Wisconsin’s liberals have descended.
Buzzfeed has a long list of Tweets sent out on Christmas from what has to be the biggest bunch of douchenozzels and ingrates in the world — because they didn’t get what they wanted for Christmas (an iPhone, iPad, or a car).
Such as (strong language alert):
The rest of the very long list is pretty much more of the same. Wanna bet that most (if not all) of these losers have spent some time squatting at an Occupation camp.
UPDATE: Thanks Barbi Twins for the retweet and mention:
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I read a great piece last week at Breitbart’s Big Journalism site reporting that — as their Liberal bias and agenda becomes more-and-more apparent to most readers — the Politico’s daily traffic is also starting to plummet (can you hear the tiny violins playing in the background?):
Politico is a menace to truth and the ideal of what journalism should be, especially on the Web where everyone from Breitbart to Huffington to Kos to Tucker Carlson have had the decency to state their biases up front.
The good news is that, at least according to the Daily Caller, Politico’s trend-lines look eerily similar to those in Old Media.
Just like the rest of the decrepit leftist media arrogantly hiding behind that hilariously phony shield of objectivity, Politico is shedding readers at an alarming rate.
So sad. Perhaps another reason for their decline is their lack of understanding what truly drives web traffic. Take, for instance, this Politico story about the infamous Barbi Twins (former Playboy playmates Shane and Sia Barbi ) being upset with Obama for signing a bill that has lifted a ban on slaughtering horses in the United States and using them for meat for human consumption.
You don’t even have to read the story to understand what they did wrong. Simply look at the picture they used to accompany the story:
'While Obama was pardoning a turkey, he abandoned our horses,' the Barbi twins say. | AP Photo
That’s because the editors at Politico really believed that this story was about…the horses.
When they should have realized that nobody was clicking over to this story to read about the horses. They were clicking over to read about the Barbi Twins (not naked…but they should have found a way to work that search-engine jewel into the text somewhere). Which would have made a picture like this one much more appropriate and help drive traffic from all the guys (and some gals, too, NTTAWTT) searching for pictures of the Barbi Twins (topless, naked, or whatnot):
Barbi Twins: Save a horse, ride a cowboy
See how easy that is? Horses don’t drive the internet; boobs do. I thought everyone knew that?
Meet Tina Marie Arie and Howard Windham: Yes, drugs make you do stupid shit
Stole the headline from a comment over at Smoking Gun, who has this illustrative report on just one of the many reasons that drugs are bad:
Meet Tina Marie Arie and Howard Windham.
The Texas duo was arrested on drug charges last Monday after a cop was summoned to a Whataburger, where a male acquaintance of Arie and Windham was passed out.
Arie, 44, who admitted providing the unconscious man with Hydrocodone, was arrested for delivery of a controlled substance. Windham, 30, was collared on a possession rap after he was found with the painkiller Soma. The pair was cuffed and stuffed into a police cruiser for the trip to get booked.
That’s when things got interesting, according to a spokesperson for Montgomery County Constable Precinct 4. When the officer looked in his rear view mirror, he “could no longer see Tina Arie,” who subsequently explained that she was resting her head in Windham’s lap because she was “tired.”
Suspicious, the officer pulled over to the side of the road to further investigate, according to a press statement. He discovered that, “despite being handcuffed behind their backs,” the pair were engaged in a sexual act. Windham’s jeans were undone “and Arie was servicing his exposed genitalia.”
I grew up in Montgomery County, Texas. So this story doesn’t really surprise me that much.
This kid is perfectly representative of the mental midgets that are living in Obamavilles all over the country:
h/t to TowDog
Chained to a 1000lb drum of cement? With no way out other than a painful and tedious extraction requiring heavy and dangerous cutting tools? Maybe even a forklift?
So, genius…I gotta ask you: what’s your plan when you have to take a piss? I guess you can get someone to unzip your pants for you, pull out your tiny, flacid little dick and aim it into an empty Gatorade bottle for you. But what about when you need to drop a deuce? Not so sure you’re going to find too many volunteers to help you with that one, especially the wiping of your ass part.
So I’m guessing your plan for relieving yourself amounts to: pissing and shitting yourself repeatedly and just sit in it while it ferments, at least until it starts to form open and festering wounds on your skin, at which point you’ll be begging someone to cut your arm off.
And what about food? I’m guessing you’re going to rely on the kindness and generosity of strangers to feed you, too, huh?
What about when it starts to rain and the temperatures get below freezing? What are your plans for dealing with the inevitable hypothermia? Maybe you’ll get lucky and one of your fellow occupier deviants will set you on fire (after they rob and sexually molest your defenseless ass).
Fucking dumbass. And this, children, is why drugs are bad.
Want to know my plan for the debt ceiling debate (see, Mr. Obama, it’s not that hard to put your own plan down on paper. And yes, that’s precisely what we expect you to do).
This guy is proud of the nearly $70K he’s swindled from the government to fund his “education,” but is too stupid to understand what Judge Judy is trying to explain to him. Which is: you’re defrauding the government and stealing our tax dollars.
But a large segment of black America thinks just like this young punk — they think they are entitled to free, no-strings attached handouts.
As Judge Judy said, “As tax payers we’ve spent at least 70K on your education…and this is what we get. Him.That’s $70K right down the sewer.”
Any doubt that both of these leeches are Obama voters?
You remember Chris Hansen don’t you? He’s that guy hiding in the kitchen ready to jump out and surprise the perverts and would-be child molesters on his hidden-camera sting show To Catch a Predator.
Well, it turns out that Mr. Hansen was caught on video cheating on his lovely wife with this little tart, a 30-year old journalist from Florida named Kristyn Caddell:
Hansen, 51, has allegedly been having an affair with Kristyn Caddell, a 30-year-old Florida journalist, for the last four months.
Last weekend he was recorded taking Miss Caddell on a romantic dinner at the exclusive Ritz-Carlton hotel in Manalapan, before spending the night at her Palm Beach apartment.
Hansen, who has two young sons, was caught in an undercover sting operation arranged by the National Enquirer.
Secret cameras filmed the couple as they arrived at the hotel for dinner and then drove back to her apartment – where the pair left, carrying luggage, at 8am the following day.
Hansen lives in Connecticut with his wife Mary, 53, but he has been spending more and more time in South Florida investigating the disappearance of James ‘Jimmy T’ Trindade – and allegedly sleeping with Miss Caddell.
As Ace notes:
Hansen’s use of the cameras was for a good purpose (well… it was for ratings, but still, it was for a good purpose as far as a secondary benefit).
And catching him cheating with an adult woman isn’t the same as him catching determined pedophiles.
But there’s some kind of impossible-to-miss connection here.
Pretty funny actually, that the guy who made a name for himself setting up these types of stings was himself busted in one.
All of those elements combine to produce an hysterically funny video.
I challenge you not to laugh.
There’s no way this video can be real. This chick has to be faking it — there’s no way anybody is this emotionally messed up:
But if…if it’s real (and again…I don’t think it is…where are the real tears, sweetie?), then I just, for the life of me, cannot imagine why you are still single. I mean, you seem to be a well-grounded and obviously compassionate person (who really, really loves cats).
Oh, and if (big freak’n if) this is real…then I’d bet you a months salary that this unhinged woman not only voted for Obama, but cried (like she was thinking about all the cats in the world) while doing do.
Actually, Mehgan, your boobs are the only thing about you that is somewhat tolerable
Poor, big-boobed Meghan McCain — in addition to getting high-paying writing gigs for which she is exceptionally unqualified for, now the poor millionaire daughter of a failed Presidential candidate/capitulating RINO Senator, now her dating life is suffering, too — all because of the evil, all-powerful Sarah Palin.
No. Seriously.
Jay Leno: Are you dating anyone?
Meghan McCain: No. I’m in, like, dating Babylon. Like, I go on dates with men and, literally, like Sarah Palin will come up in like the first 20 minutes, and that doesn’t put me in the mood. Like, talking about Sarah Palin. And they just want to know gossip, and I’m just kind of taking a little hiatus from dating right now, because I just don’t want to talk about Sarah Palin.
Poor, stupid, little fat rich girl. Can’t find a man who’s not more interested in the hottness that is Sarah Palin than in her ginormous boobs. Which, by the way sweetie…we don’t hate you because you have giant boobs. We hate you because you are a giant boob.
You know, Meghan, maybe it’s not Sarah Palin who is to blame for your lack luster dating life. Maybe it’s because you’re a fucking moron? Maybe it’s because after meeting you, people hate you almost immediately. Or, as The Other McCain suggests:
For example, it would be wrong to make fun of Meghan by suggesting that maybe she shouldn’t date guys she meets at the pharmacy while picking up her Valtrex prescription.
If your dad had more than just a handful of marbles left rolling around in his head, I’m certain he’d be utterly embarrassed and ashamed at the attention whore you’ve become.
Because in Black Run America, the rules of civility and decency just don’t apply to some people.
When I read this story, I knew instinctively that the rude, aggressive, and belligerent woman was going to be from BRA, even before I read that her name was “Lakeysha.”
Unbelievably rude and self-absorbed or just too stupid/illiterate to read the No Cell Phones sign?
A woman who was escorted off an Amtrak train by police this weekend after she allegedly refused to stop talking loudly on her cell-phone has the Internet cheering her fate.
Civilians and quiet-car champions are supporting her ejection for violating policy at high volume during the 16-hour journey. It doesn’t help her cause that she became belligerent when confronted about it by one of her fellow passengers.
KOMO News reports that Lakeysha Beard says she felt “disrespected” by the incident, though passengers said it was Beard who was being rude by refusing to stop yapping while sitting in one of the train’s designated quiet cars. She had not stopped talking since the train pulled out of Oakland, California, 16 hours before it reached Salem, Oregon, when a passenger confronted her about the talking. That’s when Beard got “aggressive,” KATU reports, and conductors stopped the train so that police could remove her and charge her with disorderly conduct.
The best part? You just know that she’s going to 1) spin it to make herself the victim, and 2) play the race card.
As one commenter noted: “Fat, stupid and ignorant. They seem to always go together.”
Feel good story of the day:
First Marine: “Uh, yeah Officer Dogood…this is the guy who stabbed our buddy. What happened to him? Slipped and fell off the curb when he tried to run away.”
Officer Dogood: “Fell off the curb you boys say?”
Second Marine: “Yes, sir. Damndest thing you ever seen. All four of us seen it happen just like that.”
Officer Dogood: “Slipped and fell it is then.”
God bless our United States Marine Corps and all of our Marines.
There are a few things I’ve learned in my 42 years here on this planet — one of them is do not fuck with a Marine. Especially if he has 3 of his fellow Marine buddies with him.
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