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Eliot Spitzer — This is Only Going to Get Uglier

Posted by Robbie Cooper on March 11th, 2008 | Trackback

I had a feeling that this whole Eliot Spitzer deal was going to get a whole lot uglier before it’s over with — once you start shining a flash light in dark crevices, the roaches usually start pouring out.

Is Franklin Schneider the Worst Excuse for a Man in the Country?

Posted by Robbie Cooper on March 10th, 2008 | Trackback

I hope that the next time he is forced to try to find anther job to feed or shelter himself, I hope his next potential-employer Google’s his name and reads this rant. And then doesn’t hire him. I hope he ends up on the streets. And I hope he gets beat and robbed by every other homeless guy out there.

Carmen Kontur-Gronquist Stripped of Job for MySpace Pics

Posted by Robbie Cooper on February 27th, 2008 | Trackback

Kontur-Gronquist should pack her bags and move to Austin, where fit, attractive, smart women are appreciated. And where a politician posing in her underwear has already been done to death by some of our male candidates for office.

Condensing Michelle Obama’s Words

Posted by Robbie Cooper on February 22nd, 2008 | Trackback

Hey, if Michelle said that every woman she knows is struggling to keep her head above water, and she knows Oprah, then surly Oprah is struggling day-to-day, too. Poor Oprah.

More Global Warming Lunacy

Posted by Robbie Cooper on February 12th, 2008 | Trackback

And to say “snowiest winter on record” in Wisconsin is really saying something. I lived in Eau Claire and then Antigo, Wisconsin for several years back in the late 80s. And I shoveled a shit-load of snow.

Nas and Kelis — Flaunt’n the Nigger Shirt

Posted by Robbie Cooper on February 11th, 2008 | Trackback

I’m not sure which I find more offensive. Nas and Kelis’s t-shirts with “Nigger” proudly (ignorantly?) emblazoned on them…or Kelis’ pants.

NEWS FLASH — Tree Gets Cut Down in Austin

Posted by Robbie Cooper on February 8th, 2008 | Trackback

How Liberal is Austin?
A tree got cut down and a bunch of hippies cried and blamed the city for “not doing more” to save the tree — and the story made the front page of the Austin American-Statesman.
A story about an oak tree. Getting cut down.
Never mind that the tree was cut down to actually [...]

Otherwise, how the hell does John Kerry know that the tornadoes that hit the Southeast United States were “caused by global warming”? Hell the guy doesn’t even know the difference between Cambodia and Vietnam.

Comments on the Day’s News

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 31st, 2008 | Trackback

Comments on some Drudge headlines from today.

Nevada’s Gamble on Subprime Home Mortgages Ends by Crapping Out

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 29th, 2008 | Trackback

A state known for gambling is the hardest hit by a foreclosure rate that was predicated by people gambling on their home loans! Who would have ever thought?

Worst Tattoo Idea Ever

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 28th, 2008 | Trackback

I’m a fan of tattoos in general — but this is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen in a long time

White Guilt Over Murder of MLK?

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 21st, 2008 | Trackback

Please don’t try to tell me how I should feel about something I have nothing to do with. That’s like people trying to tell me I should feel guilty for slavery — despite the fact that I wasn’t even alive when it happened.

How Does One Become a UFO Expert?

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 20th, 2008 | Trackback

UFO “experts”? How exactly does one become an expert in something that doesn’t exist? That’s like being an expert on “Liberals who hate something-for-nothing welfare programs” (/flame suit). Or an expert on “Hippies who don’t hate America”…

Democrats Having Difficulties With Economics

Posted by Robbie Cooper on January 18th, 2008 | Trackback

The folks at Fortune magazine — people who actually understand economics — don’t think much of Hillary’s mortgage bailout plan: