After years of Antisemitism and in-your-face partisanship, the old hate-filled gas bag Helen Thomas has “retired” after being a “journalist” for longer than Israel has been a country (take that, bitch…being outlasted by the country you so despise and wish erased from the face of the map has to sting just a little, eh?)

The rest of the interview devolved fairly quickly, ending in a Liberal’s favorite method of defense: Cut and Run (she hung up on Hugh).